I absolutely have to agree with Bob Zeier that there is a significant taste difference between calf and bull testicles. Personally, I always preferred lamb fries that my dad helped a farmer harvest every spring and brought home to cook for the family when I was a kid. Today, it is not even done with a knife -- they use rubber-band like emasculator rings where the blood supply is cut off and the testicles drop off in the pasture.
1 posted on
07/17/2006 7:02:30 PM PDT by
T-Bird45
To: T-Bird45
San Fran Chronicle? I figured they would have sent Mark Morford...
2 posted on
07/17/2006 7:04:03 PM PDT by
NeoCaveman
(The Latest on the Ohio gov race http://blackwellvstrickland.blogspot.com)
To: T-Bird45
To: T-Bird45

"Mmmmmm! Testicles."
4 posted on
07/17/2006 7:05:52 PM PDT by
capt. norm
(W.C. Fields: "The time has come to take the bull by the tail and face the situation".)
To: T-Bird45
To: T-Bird45
"A fresh calf testicle tastes like lobster,'' said Zeier. "You never had anything like it.'' I bet a lot of guys in SF say that.
7 posted on
07/17/2006 7:07:34 PM PDT by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
To: T-Bird45
I have heard this is done, but I can not imagine actually eating one of those things! I don't care what they taste like, there are some things you just don't eat. I am not surprised, however, that an article about eating testicles would appear in a San Francisco newspaper.
8 posted on
07/17/2006 7:09:08 PM PDT by
bk1000
(A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
To: T-Bird45
Strange, SF Chronicle writers don't have testicles. That's why they write for the SF Chronicle.
9 posted on
07/17/2006 7:09:19 PM PDT by
Doctor Raoul
(New York Times? Get a rope!)
To: T-Bird45
MT Testicle Festival Empty Testicle Festival...I thought you meant the Senate was in session.
10 posted on
07/17/2006 7:09:21 PM PDT by
politicalwit
(Freedom doesn't mean a Free Pass.)
To: T-Bird45
Such a gourmet, such refined tastes!!!!
excuse me a moment (barf!)
To: T-Bird45
Call your dad and ask him how they collected those lamb fries in the 'Olden Days'.
13 posted on
07/17/2006 7:12:29 PM PDT by
Iowa Granny
(Dances with Hoses)
To: T-Bird45
I've never been, but since I live a state away, I've heard plenty of stories about the Testicle festival....its a real happening and is quite wild with bikers, and music and nudity and other stuff.....sort of like a western Woodstock in its permissibility....so I've heard...
16 posted on
07/17/2006 7:16:09 PM PDT by
cherry
(.)
To: T-Bird45
Maybe he can acquire a pair for his own use.
By the way, calf fries are delicious>
I used to gobble them up right off the branding iron fire.
Wrestle 'em down, castrate 'em, de-horn 'em, vaccinate 'em, eat their privates, eat the rest of the animal a couple of years later.
Life doesn't get any better than that.
To: T-Bird45
sitting in the Ryegate Bar and Cafe and dragging on a Camel filter. You know, the strangest image just crossed my mind....
20 posted on
07/17/2006 7:20:15 PM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: T-Bird45
"Bull nuts taste like shoe leather,'' said Zeier. "You can have 'em.''Well there it is...'nuff said.
23 posted on
07/17/2006 7:41:21 PM PDT by
Khurkris
(Things look different from over here.)
To: T-Bird45

Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty balls.
(Put 'em in your mouth!)
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em...
26 posted on
07/17/2006 8:40:17 PM PDT by
dfwgator
To: T-Bird45
Wow, I think lamb fries are the BEST, too. I can eat dozens and dozens. Could probably enter one of those contests if I put my mind to it. Alas, I never see them on any menus anymore.
27 posted on
07/17/2006 9:23:31 PM PDT by
Rte66
To: T-Bird45; MeekOneGOP; Conspiracy Guy; DocRock; King Prout; SandyInSeattle; Darksheare; OSHA; ...
In San Francisco,
every day is a Testicle Festival!

29 posted on
07/17/2006 10:01:20 PM PDT by
Slings and Arrows
(Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
To: T-Bird45; Slings and Arrows

Uh Oh...
31 posted on
07/17/2006 10:13:33 PM PDT by
sully777
(You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
To: T-Bird45
NOW has been cutting off nuts for years!
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