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I absolutely have to agree with Bob Zeier that there is a significant taste difference between calf and bull testicles. Personally, I always preferred lamb fries that my dad helped a farmer harvest every spring and brought home to cook for the family when I was a kid. Today, it is not even done with a knife -- they use rubber-band like emasculator rings where the blood supply is cut off and the testicles drop off in the pasture.
1 posted on 07/17/2006 7:02:30 PM PDT by T-Bird45
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San Fran Chronicle? I figured they would have sent Mark Morford...


2 posted on 07/17/2006 7:04:03 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (The Latest on the Ohio gov race http://blackwellvstrickland.blogspot.com)
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OUCH!!!!


3 posted on 07/17/2006 7:05:06 PM PDT by austinaero
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"Mmmmmm! Testicles."

4 posted on 07/17/2006 7:05:52 PM PDT by capt. norm (W.C. Fields: "The time has come to take the bull by the tail and face the situation".)
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5 posted on 07/17/2006 7:06:08 PM PDT by Mr. Brightside
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"A fresh calf testicle tastes like lobster,'' said Zeier. "You never had anything like it.''

I bet a lot of guys in SF say that.

7 posted on 07/17/2006 7:07:34 PM PDT by finnman69 (cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
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I have heard this is done, but I can not imagine actually eating one of those things! I don't care what they taste like, there are some things you just don't eat. I am not surprised, however, that an article about eating testicles would appear in a San Francisco newspaper.
8 posted on 07/17/2006 7:09:08 PM PDT by bk1000 (A clear conscience is a sure sign of a poor memory)
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Strange, SF Chronicle writers don't have testicles. That's why they write for the SF Chronicle.


9 posted on 07/17/2006 7:09:19 PM PDT by Doctor Raoul (New York Times? Get a rope!)
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MT Testicle Festival

Empty Testicle Festival...I thought you meant the Senate was in session.

10 posted on 07/17/2006 7:09:21 PM PDT by politicalwit (Freedom doesn't mean a Free Pass.)
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Such a gourmet, such refined tastes!!!!


excuse me a moment (barf!)


11 posted on 07/17/2006 7:10:49 PM PDT by Shimmer128
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Call your dad and ask him how they collected those lamb fries in the 'Olden Days'.


13 posted on 07/17/2006 7:12:29 PM PDT by Iowa Granny (Dances with Hoses)
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I've never been, but since I live a state away, I've heard plenty of stories about the Testicle festival....its a real happening and is quite wild with bikers, and music and nudity and other stuff.....sort of like a western Woodstock in its permissibility....so I've heard...


16 posted on 07/17/2006 7:16:09 PM PDT by cherry (.)
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Maybe he can acquire a pair for his own use.

By the way, calf fries are delicious>

I used to gobble them up right off the branding iron fire.

Wrestle 'em down, castrate 'em, de-horn 'em, vaccinate 'em, eat their privates, eat the rest of the animal a couple of years later.

Life doesn't get any better than that.

18 posted on 07/17/2006 7:17:59 PM PDT by elkfersupper
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sitting in the Ryegate Bar and Cafe and dragging on a Camel filter.

You know, the strangest image just crossed my mind....

20 posted on 07/17/2006 7:20:15 PM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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"Bull nuts taste like shoe leather,'' said Zeier. "You can have 'em.''

Well there it is...'nuff said.

23 posted on 07/17/2006 7:41:21 PM PDT by Khurkris (Things look different from over here.)
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Say everybody, have you seen my balls?
They're big and salty and brown.
If you ever need a quick pick-me-up
Just stick my balls in your mouth.
Oooh, suck on my chocolate, salty balls.
(Put 'em in your mouth!)
Put 'em in your mouth and suck 'em...

26 posted on 07/17/2006 8:40:17 PM PDT by dfwgator
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Wow, I think lamb fries are the BEST, too. I can eat dozens and dozens. Could probably enter one of those contests if I put my mind to it. Alas, I never see them on any menus anymore.


27 posted on 07/17/2006 9:23:31 PM PDT by Rte66
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In San Francisco, every day is a Testicle Festival!


29 posted on 07/17/2006 10:01:20 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (Pray for peace, prepare for war.)
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Uh Oh...

31 posted on 07/17/2006 10:13:33 PM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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NOW has been cutting off nuts for years!


42 posted on 07/18/2006 5:41:26 AM PDT by wolfcreek
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