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((( Tracy, there's been a jailbreak! Flattop has busted free and was
last seen headed toward town! Keep your eyes peeled! )))

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If I know Flattop he'll be holed-up somewhere in the
harbor area. I'll check out The Breakers first then I'll...wha?? Pruneface!!!??

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In the flesh, copper!

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But you're doing a 20 year stretch in the
Big House for pulling the Bigalow Job!??.

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Ha ha- think again, gum-shoe! Thanks to our new Democrat Governor and
my lady-like good behavior I was sprung in six months! They even threw in this
swanky new makeover!- Oh, you like the merchandise, flat-foot?

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I've seen better heads on a mug of beer. -Better keep
your nose clean, Pruneface, because I'll be watching you.

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Whatever you say, officer! Ha ha!
- Let's go, Mumbles.

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Mmmmpph...ah, right behind you, ah, Pruneface.
Now where.. mmmmpph.. did I put that flask?

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((( We've just been tipped that Flattop is at the Imperial Hotel!!
And he's there with his old pal, Gruesome! )))

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Hmmm, and I've got a good hunch who's headed that way...

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Ok, we're all here, Flattop. Suppose you make with the
mouth and tell us about this caper of yours.

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Sure, Pruneface, sure! Shut the
door and move in a little closer and I'll.... YIKES!!!

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What?

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Not that close! Geez, back it up a bit.

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How's this?

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A little more...

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Ok?

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Keep going...

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Well?

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Just let me dim these
lights here and we'll get started....

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Mmmmpph...ah, I see you, ah, brought your
muscle with you, Flattop. Mmmmpph...

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That's right, Mumbles. Anyone steps outta line,
they answer to Ol' Gruesome here! Right, Gruesome?

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Duh... right, Boss!

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Mmmmpph...ah, are you a drinking man, ah, Gruesome?

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I ain't no man, wiseguy. I'm a dame!

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Mmmmpph!...cough..sputter...

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Besides, no booze and no grub for
me- I'm on what you call a fast!

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Yes, mmmpph...well, somebody must.. ah,
have a drink around here...

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Pruneface, you gonna finish those fries?
What about the shake?

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Sooo?? The job, Flattop, the job!!? What's it gonna be??
A Heist? A Kidnapping?

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A statutory rape? Mmmmpph...

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Alright, pipe down, you yardbirds! Here's my
idea -Gruesome, put up the chart...

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Right, boss!

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Now, as you can see by this ...
er, Gruesome, that's the wrong chart.

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Oops! Sorry, boss!

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OK, as you can see here....
OH OH!!! DICK TRACY!!!

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Observant as always, Flattop... I've only been
standing here for 20 minutes...

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B-b-but how did you find us??

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Simple enough. A relative of yours who seems
to have a strong dislike for sawed-off ferrets tipped
us off. I believe you know her as "Mom".
Oh, nice hat, by the way.

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Thanks!

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Now try this on for size!

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Mmmmpph!!! ..ah, get him, ah, Gruesome!!

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Excuse me??? HELLO!!! I'm fastin' over here!!
--er, what's the damage, bub?

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$357.99 plus delivery.

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Highway robbery!! --you bring the wings?

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Mmmmpph...Now, ah, Tracy, don't be rash
We mmmmpph... can, ah, work something out here...

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Sure, Mumbles. Join me in a drink?

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Mmmmpph...ah, well, ah, yes, thank you!

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Have a scotch on the rocks!

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Don't forget your chaser!

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One for the road!

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You win, Tracy!! You win! We give up!!

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A wise decision, er... ladies. But I'm going to flip a coin and let one of you go.
The two of you are just too much ugly for one State Prison! -Call it, Pruneface....

1 posted on 07/15/2006 12:48:42 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: bitt; demkicker; RedRover; Serb5150; investigateworld; synbad600; The Spirit Of Allegiance; ...

Ping


2 posted on 07/15/2006 12:54:23 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

Ohhhhhhhh, my aching sides! Thanks for splitting my gut!


5 posted on 07/15/2006 1:07:27 PM PDT by demkicker (democrats and terrorists are intimate bedfellows)
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To: Roscoe Karns

A Roscoe classic!

Thank goodness Dick Tracy is still an American hero.


6 posted on 07/15/2006 2:25:18 PM PDT by A message (We who care, Can Not Fail)
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To: digger48

I forgot to ping you!


9 posted on 07/15/2006 3:48:05 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns

That was bloody hillarious.


10 posted on 07/15/2006 4:15:34 PM PDT by Commander8 (Am I therefore become your enemy, because I tell you the truth? Galatians 4:16)
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To: EveningStar; Slings and Arrows; martin_fierro

The Funnies ping


11 posted on 07/15/2006 5:52:19 PM PDT by sully777 (You have flies in your eyes--Catch-22)
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To: Roscoe Karns; sully777; Howlin; onyx; Clemenza; Petronski; GummyIII; SevenofNine; martin_fierro; ...

LOL!


12 posted on 07/15/2006 6:13:44 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Roscoe Karns

Great stuff Roscoe! Thanks.


14 posted on 07/15/2006 7:04:22 PM PDT by Eddie01 (please let me know if I missed anything)
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To: Roscoe Karns; All
The other stuff on your profile page is pretty hilarious too!
15 posted on 07/15/2006 7:32:31 PM PDT by EveningStar
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To: Roscoe Karns

Is this...Warren Beatty as Dick Tracy, or Warren Beatty as Mitt Romney?
16 posted on 07/15/2006 7:45:42 PM PDT by raccoonradio
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