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The Official Weekend Singles Thread--July 14-16
(various sources) | 14 July 2006 | pcottraux; rzeznikj at stout

Posted on 07/14/2006 3:27:18 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout

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To: rzeznikj at stout

Chuck Norris doesn't Freep. He simply stands in front of the pinko protesters and they faint at his feet.


41 posted on 07/14/2006 6:21:31 PM PDT by RockinRight (She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
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To: pcottraux

Phil? Phil, are you there?


42 posted on 07/14/2006 6:24:12 PM PDT by RockinRight (She rocks my world, and I rock her world.)
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To: pcottraux

I posted what you had last night. I din't get your additions until after I posted.

If worst comes to worst, we can post them tomorrow...


43 posted on 07/14/2006 6:38:12 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: Old_Mil

Never been west of Minneapolis, much less to Seattle...


44 posted on 07/14/2006 6:39:02 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: rzeznikj at stout
Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

Now *that's* impressive...

45 posted on 07/14/2006 6:40:43 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: RosieCotton

True, but not as impressive as:

If you ask Chuck Norris what time it is, he always says, "Two seconds till." After you ask, "Two seconds to what?" he roundhouse kicks you in the face.

Chuck Norris invented water.


46 posted on 07/14/2006 6:43:12 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: rzeznikj at stout

I'm still more impressed by the 2001 thing. ;-)

I've always thought maybe it just required being thoroughly stoned.


47 posted on 07/14/2006 6:44:53 PM PDT by RosieCotton
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To: rzeznikj at stout
Nope. Kenseth all the way...

I'm still miffed at Kenseth's wreck in last week's race, if for no other reason than I absoultey despise Gordon and the Hendrick team like it's going out of style.

48 posted on 07/14/2006 6:46:47 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (FR's token San Francisco Giants fan)
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To: GOP_Raider

Kenseth's from my neck of the woods--so he's the hometown favorite...


49 posted on 07/14/2006 6:51:47 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: RosieCotton

Perhaps...


50 posted on 07/14/2006 6:52:16 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Ohhh, that's right, I forget he's from Wisconsin.


51 posted on 07/14/2006 6:52:46 PM PDT by GOP_Raider (FR's token San Francisco Giants fan)
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To: GOP_Raider

Yep...


52 posted on 07/14/2006 6:56:50 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: IslandJeff; Old_Mil

Hey, Jeff--can you help Old_Mil out with advice on where to go in Seattle?


53 posted on 07/14/2006 7:02:38 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (Democrats, Euroweenies, and the MSM--the Axis of Appeasement)
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To: rzeznikj at stout; RockinRight

Aw, man...I had added so much more...


54 posted on 07/14/2006 7:05:50 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Do you know the difference between a blow job & a Big Mac?


55 posted on 07/14/2006 7:09:35 PM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (Modern day psychic, but first I was a US soldier)
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To: GOP_Raider; darkangel82; pcottraux; DollyCali; snugs; RosieCotton; Old_Mil; ilovew; RockinRight; ...
As an added bonus this weekend, I've brought food...8^)

Being a native of the Badger State, I figured I'd bring along a few culinary things Wisconsin is known for:

Bratwurst



Cheese



Beer

Beer Cheese Soup


56 posted on 07/14/2006 7:09:55 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: Kate of Spice Island

Er, no...

Something tells me this is not, er, clean...8^)


57 posted on 07/14/2006 7:10:54 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: rzeznikj at stout
Well, if that's the case, what are you doing for lunch tomorrow?

Can I join you?

58 posted on 07/14/2006 7:12:44 PM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (Modern day psychic, but first I was a US soldier)
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To: Kate of Spice Island

I'm gone all day--I don't expect to be back online till after 6pm Central...


59 posted on 07/14/2006 7:14:14 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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To: rzeznikj at stout

That's ok, I don't really care for Big Macs.


60 posted on 07/14/2006 7:15:40 PM PDT by Kate of Spice Island (Modern day psychic, but first I was a US soldier)
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