[Alouette]

High maintenance.

[Alouette]

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[Zeppelin]

oy.

[SeanOGuano]

We need pictures.

[CollegeRepublican]

I bet she is liberal. I think that I once saw her and the devil (Hillery) in a picture together.

Of course she is pretty.....

[Slings and Arrows]

Too liberal.

[Cecily]

I nominate Israeli actor Lior Ashkenazi (he might be married though).

[GSlob]

And why would one want to visit this Natalie Portman on someone [unless that someone is a personal enemy, of course]? Personal enemies ought to be stuck with 'celebrities' - it serves them right and proper.

[Behind Liberal Lines]

Not only high maintenance but, as a rule, "nice" guys don't typically want to marry young women who make a career out of taking their clothes off in movies, even "art" movies.

[rmlew]

Portman is quite atractive now, although I keep picturing her from the movie where she plays an adolecent assassin.

She is also yet another case of intelligence and flackiness co-existing.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Sounds rather vacuous to me. And superficial.

Which then makes the next question even more important. Is she enthusiastic in the boudoir to make up for this?

[JamesP81]

High maintenance.

And no warranty, either.

[timsbella]

If she can wait six short years until my bar mitzvah boy is in university, I have a gorgeous boychick for her. Contingent on my approval - she'll have to cook for me.

[Alexander Rubin]

For the good of FReepers everywhere, I volunteer for this hazardous mission. When your faith and your country calls...

[Iscool]

I'm Jewish...Or I will be in a few minutes...

[Pharmboy]

Sweetie...lemme tellya sumpin'...her *ss in Closer was worth the price of admission. Just a guy's point of view...

[Zionist Conspirator]

Isn't this the "proud Jewish girl" who supports Hillary, bashes Bush, and opposes the war in Iraq?

Israel's Barbra Streisand!

[Ancesthntr]

In my single, non-religious youth, I'd have wanted to get to "know" her. Now I'm married with kids, and besides, who wants to be with someone who'd take off their clothes in front of the whole world?

And is this young lady confused! Imagine, she's thinking about appearing nude, yet she wants to be more Jewish. It is, more than anything else, sad - sad that she has no brains, sad that her father apparently exercises no influence over her other than to poke fun at her non-Jewish boyfriends/belly-bumping buddies, and sad that the state of Jewish education only a few short years ago in Eretz Yisroel was so pathetic that someone like her got turned out of the system.

Maybe she should play the role of the tinman in a 'Wizard of Oz' remake - then she can get a brain. As for the morals, I think that she needs lots of help there. I hope that she wakes up, but I'm not holding my breath. Sad, sad, sad.

[Convert from ECUSA]

" On Sunday Ynetnews reported that Natalie Portman is about to appear fully naked in her new feature film, ... she is keen to teach her future children about her Jewish religion, even though she is still struggling to meet the right Jewish man. "

Madonna's Israeli counterpart?!?!?!? Seems to have about the same level of shallowness. Hate to think what "Jewish religion" she would teach her future children. Somehow, I doubt that "Orthodox" would be the version!

[sully777]

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: [triumphantly] Well, Count, what do you say to that?
[Pulls out a Star of David]
Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: [Dracula hides his face, then realizes what it is and removes his hands]
Count Dracula: I would say, leave Cindy alone and find yourself a nice Jewish girl, Doctor!
Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Huh?
[looks at Star of David]
Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Ah sh!t! It's the other one, isn't it?

~~Love At First Bite (1979)

[bert]

Mami Natalie. Have you tried Miami?