Help find Natalie a nice Jewish man [Who Wants to Date Natalie Portman?]

YNet ^ | July 10, 2006

[A CA Guy]

Good to go!

[Alexander Rubin]

That was a hilarious movie. Pierce Brosnan was great in that too.

[monkeyshine]

Put me on the list!

[Ancesthntr]

In my single, non-religious youth, I'd have wanted to get to "know" her. Now I'm married with kids, and besides, who wants to be with someone who'd take off their clothes in front of the whole world?

And is this young lady confused! Imagine, she's thinking about appearing nude, yet she wants to be more Jewish. It is, more than anything else, sad - sad that she has no brains, sad that her father apparently exercises no influence over her other than to poke fun at her non-Jewish boyfriends/belly-bumping buddies, and sad that the state of Jewish education only a few short years ago in Eretz Yisroel was so pathetic that someone like her got turned out of the system.

Maybe she should play the role of the tinman in a 'Wizard of Oz' remake - then she can get a brain. As for the morals, I think that she needs lots of help there. I hope that she wakes up, but I'm not holding my breath. Sad, sad, sad.

[Convert from ECUSA]

" On Sunday Ynetnews reported that Natalie Portman is about to appear fully naked in her new feature film, ... she is keen to teach her future children about her Jewish religion, even though she is still struggling to meet the right Jewish man. "

Madonna's Israeli counterpart?!?!?!? Seems to have about the same level of shallowness. Hate to think what "Jewish religion" she would teach her future children. Somehow, I doubt that "Orthodox" would be the version!

[dfwgator]

And now we hear Madonna is leaving Kabbalah. Can Scientology be far behind?

[Convert from ECUSA]

Madonna goes through sects and cults the same way she goes through men!

[sully777]

Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: [triumphantly] Well, Count, what do you say to that?
[Pulls out a Star of David]
Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: [Dracula hides his face, then realizes what it is and removes his hands]
Count Dracula: I would say, leave Cindy alone and find yourself a nice Jewish girl, Doctor!
Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Huh?
[looks at Star of David]
Dr. Jeffrey Rosenberg: Ah sh!t! It's the other one, isn't it?

~~Love At First Bite (1979)

[bert]

Mami Natalie. Have you tried Miami?

[Sloth]

I think that I once saw her and the devil (Hillery) in a picture together.

As I recall that photograph, Portman looked very, um... excited to meet Hillary.

[Keith in Iowa]

>>>As I recall that photograph, Portman looked very, um... excited to meet Hillary.

Maybe it’s that the ambient temperature in close proximity to Hitlery is significantly less than other mere mortals.

[TexasNative2000]

You mean this photo?