Help find Natalie a nice Jewish man [Who Wants to Date Natalie Portman?]

YNet ^ | July 10, 2006

[Alouette]

Young Miss Portman wishes to teach her future children a lesson in Judaism, but is meanwhile unable to find a Jewish hubby

Can't stop making headlines: On Sunday Ynetnews reported that Natalie Portman is about to appear fully naked in her new feature film, and on Monday ContactMusic reports she is keen to teach her future children about her Jewish religion, even though she is still struggling to meet the right Jewish man.

The Israeli-born star immigrated to the United States when she was a 3-year-old toddler. But sadly for Portman, she discovered that her interest in the ancient religion wanes when she is not in the Holy Land.

The report quoted her as stating that "a priority for me is definitely that I'd like to raise my kids Jewish, but the ultimate thing is to have someone who is a good person and who is a partner... I get much more Jewish in Israel."

Portman added that her father is still very much in touch with his Jewish roots, and loves to make jokes at the expense of her gentile boyfriends.

"He always makes this stupid joke with my new boyfriend, who is not Jewish," she explained. "He says 'it's just a simple operation.'"

[Alouette]

High maintenance.

[Alouette]

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[Zeppelin]

oy.

[SeanOGuano]

We need pictures.

[CollegeRepublican]

I bet she is liberal. I think that I once saw her and the devil (Hillery) in a picture together.

Of course she is pretty.....

[Slings and Arrows]

Too liberal.

[Cecily]

I nominate Israeli actor Lior Ashkenazi (he might be married though).

[GSlob]

And why would one want to visit this Natalie Portman on someone [unless that someone is a personal enemy, of course]? Personal enemies ought to be stuck with 'celebrities' - it serves them right and proper.

[Behind Liberal Lines]

Not only high maintenance but, as a rule, "nice" guys don't typically want to marry young women who make a career out of taking their clothes off in movies, even "art" movies.

[SeanOGuano]

I meant pictures of Natalie.

[rmlew]

Portman is quite atractive now, although I keep picturing her from the movie where she plays an adolecent assassin.

She is also yet another case of intelligence and flackiness co-existing.

[digger48]

[SeanOGuano]

That's what I'm talking about.

[ChildOfThe60s]

Sounds rather vacuous to me. And superficial.

Which then makes the next question even more important. Is she enthusiastic in the boudoir to make up for this?

[llevrok]

In the Rachel Corrie Story or something

[SeanOGuano]

My brother always orders the Rachel Corrie special at IHOP. The waitress never gets it.

[JamesP81]

High maintenance.

And no warranty, either.

[JamesP81]

Not only high maintenance but, as a rule, "nice" guys don't typically want to marry young women who make a career out of taking their clothes off in movies, even "art" movies.

Exactly. For myself, the woman I'm looking for is a God-fearing woman of high moral character. That's what I really want in a woman. Natalie Portman sounds just like the kind of crazy females I saw when I was in college about 2 years ago. Cute? Yes. Fun? Sure. But bad, bad trouble. I avoided them like the plague and am glad I did.

[timsbella]

If she can wait six short years until my bar mitzvah boy is in university, I have a gorgeous boychick for her. Contingent on my approval - she'll have to cook for me.

[Alouette]