Help find Natalie a nice Jewish man [Who Wants to Date Natalie Portman?]

YNet ^ | July 10, 2006

[Alouette]

Young Miss Portman wishes to teach her future children a lesson in Judaism, but is meanwhile unable to find a Jewish hubby

Can't stop making headlines: On Sunday Ynetnews reported that Natalie Portman is about to appear fully naked in her new feature film, and on Monday ContactMusic reports she is keen to teach her future children about her Jewish religion, even though she is still struggling to meet the right Jewish man.

The Israeli-born star immigrated to the United States when she was a 3-year-old toddler. But sadly for Portman, she discovered that her interest in the ancient religion wanes when she is not in the Holy Land.

The report quoted her as stating that "a priority for me is definitely that I'd like to raise my kids Jewish, but the ultimate thing is to have someone who is a good person and who is a partner... I get much more Jewish in Israel."

Portman added that her father is still very much in touch with his Jewish roots, and loves to make jokes at the expense of her gentile boyfriends.

"He always makes this stupid joke with my new boyfriend, who is not Jewish," she explained. "He says 'it's just a simple operation.'"

[Alexander Rubin]

For the good of FReepers everywhere, I volunteer for this hazardous mission. When your faith and your country calls...

[Salem]

LOL!!  

Your dedication to service and self-sacrifice is truly inspirational!

[boop]

I'm not Jewish, but I am willing to learn. Will they send me somewhere special?

[Suzy Quzy]

I know you are kidding but, WHO would want to date a girl who showed themselves NAKED to the world??? ICK....all their friends, family and enemies will be able to see your wife NAKED....double ICK.

[freedumb2003]

I'm not Jewish, but I am willing to learn. Will they send me somewhere special?

Well, you'll have to start with a visit to a Moyl...

[freedumb2003]

Just for fact-based research -- where might these alleged naked pictures be?

[Suzy Quzy]

The article says she is about to appear NAKED in her next movie.

[Iscool]

I'm Jewish...Or I will be in a few minutes...

[freedumb2003]

It didn't occur to me to read the article. ;)

[freedumb2003]

See post 25...

[mak5]

Of course, she was mostly naked in Cold Mountain...rather a good looking young woman.

[Suzy Quzy]

Ah...but you ONLY read the articles in Playboy...right??? :)

[Pharmboy]

Sweetie...lemme tellya sumpin'...her *ss in Closer was worth the price of admission. Just a guy's point of view...

[freedumb2003]

Ah...but you ONLY read the articles in Playboy...right??? :)

And the letters in Penthouse..

Dear Penthouse:

I never thought this could happen to me. But one day the 3 hot girls in the apartment right next to mine..."

[Alexander Rubin]

*chuckles* All good points. More than friends and family, I'd be worried about any possible kids, a few years down the road.

She is cute, though. And she is clearly intelligent. Chances are, though, she's a bit of a hippy. ;) Oh well.

[Salem]

With all her cinematic accomplishments, "Mars Attacks" was still my favorite!

[Iscool]

Ha...

[Zionist Conspirator]

Isn't this the "proud Jewish girl" who supports Hillary, bashes Bush, and opposes the war in Iraq?

Israel's Barbra Streisand!

[Alouette]

Israel's Barbra Streisand!

She is more like Israel's Dixie chick.

[Mr. Blonde]

She was supposed to appear naked in Closer and backed out of it. I think they even shot the scenes and then she asked that they be cut. I wonder if she will go through with it this time.