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To: Mr. Brightside

You know you're a redneck if...,

2 posted on 07/10/2006 10:54:43 AM PDT by groanup (How do you know we aren't movie stars?)

To: groanup

You know you're a redneck if...,

...a tordado comes through your neighborhood and causes $100,000.00 worth of improvements!

...you've ever had to haul a gallon of paint up a water tower to defend your sister's honor.

4 posted on 07/10/2006 10:58:08 AM PDT by MarineBrat (Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.)

To: groanup

You know you're a redneck if...

... if your most romantic moment was interrupted by a police officer with a flashlight.

12 posted on 07/10/2006 11:07:57 AM PDT by Jonah Hex ("How'd you get that scar, mister?" "Nicked myself shaving.")

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