[notfornothing]

If you listen closely enough, you can hear the sound of another baseball diamond being plowed over to make a soccer field.

Or as I like to call it, "sweet music."

Ahhhhhhhhhhh.

[JRios1968]

The only sounds that go with soccer involve Capri Sun pouches being opened, mini-vans running on idle and pizza parties at Chuck E. Cheese's.

You can have it.

Remember, it's "baseball, hot dog, and apple pie..."

You can keep your "soccer, pate, and crepes."