You can have it.
Remember, it's "baseball, hot dog, and apple pie..."
You can keep your "soccer, pate, and crepes."
Baseball fan huh? So you must be what, 60? I hear they're having free Geritol night (again) at the ballpark next week. You might want to look into that.
Seriously though, the only reason anyone goes to baseball games anymore is to hear all the great World War I stories the fans tell. That and it's a great excuse to sit outside on a nice summer night for three hours and have a cold one. Nothing wrong with that anyway. :)