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I won’t get insulted by your stupidity…
July/07/2006
| Joseph Gestetner
Posted on 07/07/2006 9:54:34 AM PDT by screw boll
I wont get insulted by your stupidity
This is how to respond when a reverse-minded liberal spouts his lunacy. Use it. Satisfaction Guaranteed!
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: bonehead; braindeadvanity; huh; ihadathought; myfirstbeer
I used it. After puffing some air from his ears, the Leftist said I am an Elitist.
Perhaps I am
To: screw boll
I've found that the term "Fundamentalist Liberal" sends them off the rails too.
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posted on
07/07/2006 9:56:42 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I'm trying to think but nothing happens)
To: screw boll
i've been wearin out "Are you stuck on stupid ?".
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posted on
07/07/2006 9:58:45 AM PDT
by
stylin19a
To: cripplecreek
"I've found that the term "Fundamentalist Liberal" sends them off the rails too."
It sure does.
To: screw boll
"Pardon me if I don't smoke whatever you are inhaling."
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posted on
07/07/2006 10:00:59 AM PDT
by
FormerACLUmember
(No program, no ideas, no clue: The democrats!)
To: screw boll
"I can't figure it out... could you please help me here? Are you funtionally mentally retarded, or just clinically insane?"
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posted on
07/07/2006 10:03:39 AM PDT
by
FormerACLUmember
(No program, no ideas, no clue: The democrats!)
To: FormerACLUmember
"I find it disturbing that you seem to need to hate yourself so much"
This one usually requires Duct Tape(c) to put the pieces of their heads back together after the explosion.
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posted on
07/07/2006 10:06:02 AM PDT
by
xcamel
(Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
To: screw boll
"It's a fine line between liberalism and mental retardation dont you think".
That one really blows them up too.
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posted on
07/07/2006 10:11:04 AM PDT
by
CougarGA7
(There are no trophies for winning wars. Only consequences for losing them.)
To: FormerACLUmember
Not bad Not bad
lol
To: screw boll
Tuesday I used.....
"Are you ignorant or are you really that stupid?"
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posted on
07/07/2006 10:21:45 AM PDT
by
Just A Nobody
(NEVER AGAIN..Support our Troops! www.irey.com and www.vets4Irey.com - Now more than Ever!)
To: xcamel
If they're online I give them a link to the SPLC timeline on Fred Phelps and show them the connection between Gore, Clinton and Phelps. Also there's the David Duke website where Duke pledges his support for Cindy Sheehan.
Now I'm waiting to see how liberals react to the KKK anti war rally.
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posted on
07/07/2006 10:22:45 AM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I'm trying to think but nothing happens)
To: screw boll
Actually, I am reading Ann Coulter's new book, and the appropriate question should be:
"When did you become a zealot True Believer in the fundamentalist liberal religious cult?"
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posted on
07/07/2006 10:31:20 AM PDT
by
FormerACLUmember
(No program, no ideas, no clue: The democrats!)
To: screw boll
When liberals finish their diatribe about President Bush, I aways ask the same question..."Is your stupidity genetic, or are you just a self-taught incompetent?" I have seen some real fireworks at times, while laughing at their antics.
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posted on
07/07/2006 10:44:01 AM PDT
by
geezerwheezer
(get up boys, we're burnin' daylight!!!)
To: stylin19a
Try this question instead: ''So, how are you enjoying the second lobotomy?''
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posted on
07/07/2006 11:16:39 AM PDT
by
SAJ
(r)
To: CougarGA7
"It's a fine line between liberalism and mental retardation dont you think". Liberalism is a cross between a religious cult and mental illness. Without treatment, it leads to retardation.
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posted on
07/07/2006 11:52:58 AM PDT
by
Enterprise
(Let's not enforce laws that are already on the books, let's just write new laws we won't enforce.)
To: Enterprise
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posted on
07/07/2006 1:34:51 PM PDT
by
xcamel
(Press to Test, Release to Detonate)
To: screw boll
"If I got all my news from The Daily Show, I'd be stupid too."
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posted on
07/07/2006 1:36:43 PM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: screw boll
Try: "Why are you so damned stupid?"
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posted on
07/07/2006 2:37:23 PM PDT
by
lowbridge
(I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather. Not screaming, like his passengers.)
To: screw boll
What you use depends on the amount of Kool-Aid they've drunk...8^)
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posted on
07/07/2006 3:10:41 PM PDT
by
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
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