Closed casket? Makeover? Life of fun and leisure? How do you know?
1 posted on
07/05/2006 9:16:36 PM PDT by
Silas
To: Silas
2 posted on
07/05/2006 9:17:15 PM PDT by
West Coast Conservative
(Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.)
To: Silas
How do you know?Because Karl Rove killed him!
3 posted on
07/05/2006 9:17:50 PM PDT by
Andy from Beaverton
(I only vote Republican to stop the Democrats)
To: Silas
You could put your ear to the ground and listen to the laughter and cackling and what not.....
4 posted on
07/05/2006 9:18:13 PM PDT by
tomzz
To: Silas
5 posted on
07/05/2006 9:18:24 PM PDT by
pcottraux
(It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
To: Silas
Uhhh, because he's not Franco?
7 posted on
07/05/2006 9:18:40 PM PDT by
StJacques
To: Silas
No, no, his total lack of movement is because he's tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk!
8 posted on
07/05/2006 9:19:04 PM PDT by
Old Sarge
(Pirates: brought to you by the letters "Arr!" and "Aye!" and the number "Pieces of Eight!")
To: Silas
9 posted on
07/05/2006 9:19:07 PM PDT by
martin_fierro
(<-- Once shouted "Migra!" in a crowded taqueria)
To: Silas
11 posted on
07/05/2006 9:19:32 PM PDT by
TommyDale
(Stop the Nifongery!)
To: Silas
Waitaminnit: You're saying Ken Lay is Elvis?
12 posted on
07/05/2006 9:19:56 PM PDT by
JennysCool
(Roll out the Canarble Wagon!)
To: ex-Texan
14 posted on
07/05/2006 9:20:26 PM PDT by
Calpernia
(Breederville.com)
To: Silas
15 posted on
07/05/2006 9:20:55 PM PDT by
SmithL
(The fact that they can't find Hoffa is proof that he never existed.)
To: Silas
Because this guy said so:
""There was no evidence of foul play," Dr. Rob Kurtzman, the forensic pathologist who performed the autopsy told reporters in Grand Junction, Colorado."
To: Silas
Rush said DU was asking the same question.
18 posted on
07/05/2006 9:21:41 PM PDT by
Pro-Bush
(A nation without borders is not a nation." President Reagan)
To: Silas
19 posted on
07/05/2006 9:22:15 PM PDT by
dawn53
To: Silas
He's living at a top secret luxury resort where Elvis still appears nightly.
20 posted on
07/05/2006 9:22:16 PM PDT by
RouxStir
(No islam, know peace.)
To: Silas

"He's not dead, he's resting."
To: Silas
Well, I don't, actually. I'm thinking that having had his guts plopped on a coroner's scale might have made him a little cranky, though.
To: Silas
"How do you know Ken Lay is really dead?" This is what happens when they allow internet access to the mental asylum.
23 posted on
07/05/2006 9:23:29 PM PDT by
Panerai
To: Silas
"How do you know Ken Lay is really dead?"
Considering your posting history, how do we know you're not a gibbering fool?
24 posted on
07/05/2006 9:27:23 PM PDT by
decal
(Different Tagline Tomorrow!)
To: sinkspur
26 posted on
07/05/2006 9:29:47 PM PDT by
onyx
(Deport the trolls --- send them back to DU)
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