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Closed casket? Makeover? Life of fun and leisure? How do you know?
1 posted on 07/05/2006 9:16:36 PM PDT by Silas
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To: Silas

Karl Rove did it.


2 posted on 07/05/2006 9:17:15 PM PDT by West Coast Conservative (Either you are with us, or you are with the terrorists.)
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To: Silas
How do you know?

Because Karl Rove killed him!

3 posted on 07/05/2006 9:17:50 PM PDT by Andy from Beaverton (I only vote Republican to stop the Democrats)
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To: Silas

You could put your ear to the ground and listen to the laughter and cackling and what not.....


4 posted on 07/05/2006 9:18:13 PM PDT by tomzz
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5 posted on 07/05/2006 9:18:24 PM PDT by pcottraux (It's pronounced "P. Coe-troe.")
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To: Silas
Uhhh, because he's not Franco?
7 posted on 07/05/2006 9:18:40 PM PDT by StJacques
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To: Silas

No, no, his total lack of movement is because he's tired and shagged out following a prolonged squawk!


8 posted on 07/05/2006 9:19:04 PM PDT by Old Sarge (Pirates: brought to you by the letters "Arr!" and "Aye!" and the number "Pieces of Eight!")
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To: Silas
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9 posted on 07/05/2006 9:19:07 PM PDT by martin_fierro (<-- Once shouted "Migra!" in a crowded taqueria)
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To: Silas

No heartbeat?


11 posted on 07/05/2006 9:19:32 PM PDT by TommyDale (Stop the Nifongery!)
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To: Silas
Waitaminnit: You're saying Ken Lay is Elvis?
12 posted on 07/05/2006 9:19:56 PM PDT by JennysCool (Roll out the Canarble Wagon!)
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To: ex-Texan

ping


14 posted on 07/05/2006 9:20:26 PM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: Silas

Too deep for me.


15 posted on 07/05/2006 9:20:55 PM PDT by SmithL (The fact that they can't find Hoffa is proof that he never existed.)
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To: Silas
Because this guy said so:

""There was no evidence of foul play," Dr. Rob Kurtzman, the forensic pathologist who performed the autopsy told reporters in Grand Junction, Colorado."

17 posted on 07/05/2006 9:21:29 PM PDT by demlosers
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To: Silas

Rush said DU was asking the same question.


18 posted on 07/05/2006 9:21:41 PM PDT by Pro-Bush (A nation without borders is not a nation." President Reagan)
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To: Silas

JFK and Elvis told me!


19 posted on 07/05/2006 9:22:15 PM PDT by dawn53
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To: Silas

He's living at a top secret luxury resort where Elvis still appears nightly.


20 posted on 07/05/2006 9:22:16 PM PDT by RouxStir (No islam, know peace.)
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To: Silas

"He's not dead, he's resting."

21 posted on 07/05/2006 9:22:49 PM PDT by The Old Hoosier (Right makes might.)
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To: Silas

Well, I don't, actually. I'm thinking that having had his guts plopped on a coroner's scale might have made him a little cranky, though.


22 posted on 07/05/2006 9:23:15 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Silas
"How do you know Ken Lay is really dead?" This is what happens when they allow internet access to the mental asylum.
23 posted on 07/05/2006 9:23:29 PM PDT by Panerai
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To: Silas
"How do you know Ken Lay is really dead?"

Considering your posting history, how do we know you're not a gibbering fool?
24 posted on 07/05/2006 9:27:23 PM PDT by decal (Different Tagline Tomorrow!)
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To: sinkspur


LOL


26 posted on 07/05/2006 9:29:47 PM PDT by onyx (Deport the trolls --- send them back to DU)
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