Posted on 07/01/2006 5:39:50 AM PDT by Reaganesque
The Monty Python Abusive Voice Keychain. This is Holy Grail style, so the 17 sayings included in this…ahem…elegant little device might not be suitable for granny. OK? £8.99 from next month.
From Play.com:
Abusive sayings include:
Button your lip, you ratbag!
Come on you worm...you miserable little man.
Come at me then...come on, do your worst, you worm.
Death awaits you all! With nasty, big, pointy teeth.
Don't come here with that posh talk you nasty stuck-up twit!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
I wave my private parts at your aunties.
What is it now, you great pillock?
You dirty double-crossing rat.
You don't frighten us, pig-dogs!
Go and boil your bottoms, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you.
You stupid, birdbrained, flatheaded...
You're a looney.
And a few more sayings we can't print!!!
Is this what you want for Christmas?
And my Birthday. And Easter. I want one to go by each door in my house. ;-P
SWEET!
I simply must have one.
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