Report: Ashlee Simpson Nude? Singer Considering Posing for Playboy

National Ledger ^ | 06/27/06 | By Lynda Johnson

[NRA1995]

Ashlee’s musician boyfriend, Braxton Olita, is said to be very supportive of the idea.

Oh, yeah, I'd be REAL supportive of MY girlfriend baring it all for every panting punk in America and beyond! Whatta rube!

[Perdogg]

Joe Don Rooney of Rascal Flatts married a Playmate of the Year.

[NRA1995]

I ain't Joe Don Rooney.....seems like most of Hefner's girl-toys are full of silicone, anyway.....

[Perdogg]

Tiffany Fallon is hotter than Georgia asphalt on the fourth of July.

[Xenalyte]

Salacious Ping List ping!

(I'm sorry for the Ashlee, y'all. I don't make the SPL rules. I just - um, wait, I do make the rules.)

[Fintan]

 

Are those puppies real?

[presidio9]

Update: TMZ reports it has learned that Ashlee Simpson has turned down the $4 million offer to pose for Playboy. That shattering sound you hear - Ashlee's male fans' hearts breaking everywhere.

Huge mistake. Look what Playboy has done for the comebacks of Deborah Gibson and Tiffany.

[Xenalyte]

I was about to remark that there is a God, but then I realized she still sings.

[xp38]

Is this the dirty vicar sketch?

[freedumb2003]

...Brooke Hogan

I have a pretty good ear also, but maybe we are listening for different things. The first time I heard Spears (that stupid "oops" song) I honestly thought it was a parody and someone was imitating Jerry Lewis (the actor not the singer).

I did pretty well on my AI predictions, but I thought Chris would hang around longer. I didn't properly calculate the babe with the busted button factor. Mandissa could sing circles around all of the finalists, except maybe Taylor (who I also predicted would win).

But your prediction is an interesting one. I will keep an eye out. She certainly will make a great album cover:

[NRA1995]

Tiffany Fallon is hotter than Georgia asphalt on the fourth of July

Doesn't silicone sag when it gets hot?

[freedumb2003]

I remember in elementary school we were all snickering when the teacher played the song "titwillow."

Almost as funny as when a priest talkes about the "rectory."

[E Rocc]

Oops...never mind...I thought it said Homer Simpson....

Naww, he's too yellow.

-Eric

[FearlessFreep]

[lugsoul]

Aguilera may be a trashy whore, but she CAN sing.

The rest, not so much.

[Clemenza]

First Vida Guerra, now Ashlee Simpson. Hef is on a ROLL!

For all of those who say that Ashlee is "fat" YOU ARE ALL CLOSEST HOMOSEXUALS! THAT IS THE WAY A WOMAN IS MEANT TO BE BUILT, NOT LIKE THAT BOY ANN COULTER!

Women were prettier before they invented health clubs, IMHO.

[Mrs. Darla Ruth Schwerin]

I saw an interview with the dad and Ashlee last year. It made me nauseous to listen to that man go on and on about the monetary benefits involved. Are we talkin' human sacrifice for that selfish man, or what. And the daughters have consequently gotten worse. They now believe themselves to be worth no more than a piece of flesh to be displayed for all the world to see...

[Starter]

He's already bared it all many, many times.

[isthisnickcool]

Chris has the zillion dollar rocker voice. Excellent for that type of music and he will make a lot of $$$. He should have an interesting life after AI. I bet at some point that does not include his current wife though.

If Mandissa was a 150 lbs lighter she'd have been in the top two. But that's entertainment. On the other side of that coin someone here at the office was talking about Starr Jones and "The View". I said if she would have stayed fat they would not have run her off. She was a woman, black and fat. But she got skinny and attractive so they had to replace her with another "triple minority". Rosie O'Donnell, who is a woman, fat and a lesbian.

[traditional1]

OH, the humanity.........