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"No wonder Justice is blind" (best line ever)
Posted on 06/28/2006 12:23:40 PM PDT by rface
BRISTOW, Okla. (AP) -- Former Judge Donald D. Thompson, a veteran of 23 years on the bench, is on trial on charges he used a penis pump on himself in the courtroom while sitting in judgment of others.
Over the past few days, the jurors have watched a defense attorney and a prosecutor pantomime masturbation. A doctor has lectured on the lengths the defendant was willing to go to enhance his sexual performance.
The white-handled sexual device sits before the jury box for hours at a time. Occasionally an attorney picks it up and squeezes the handle, demonstrating the "sh-sh" sound of air rushing through the contraption's plastic tubing.
Thompson's former court reporter, Lisa Foster, wiped away tears as she described tracing an unfamiliar "sh-sh" in the courtroom to her boss. She testified that between 2001 and 2003 she saw Thompson expose himself at least 15 times.
(Excerpt) Read more at wral.com ...
OOOOOOOOOOOOK......
If the judge had been able to hold his head up without the pump, she wouldn't have to hold her head down.
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"No wonder Justice is blind" (best line ever)
Ahhhhh, so now we understand why judges don't wear pants underneath their robes ...
Hmmm. Could receive a stiff sentence....
Witness: "Then he shot my husband in his belly...twice..(snob..sniffle)"
Judges thoughts: (Hmm. Let's see, excercised the 'ole pecker, check. Clipped my toenails, check. Shaved down the boys, check....man, what is this bitch babbling about?!)
what was that from? my brother says that all the time! LOL
I'm sure he'll face some stiff penalties.
I think it was a Cheech & Chong routine...
Cheech and Chong, "Trippin' In Court"
oh thanks! :)
Ping!
Monty Python, of course.
Can we please just refer to it as a tallywhacker ?
now im confused... was it cheech & chong or monty python?
Bailiff whack his pee pee! LOL!
Whoa! Look at the size of his PENsion...
"Thompson, 59, is charged with four counts of indecent exposure, each punishable by up to 10 years in prison. If convicted, he would also have to register as a sex offender, and his $7,489.91-a-month pension would be in jeopardy."
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