2 posted on
06/26/2006 4:52:20 PM PDT by
NormsRevenge
(Help the "Pendleton 8' and their families --- http://www.freerepublic.com/~normsrevenge/)
To: NormsRevenge
How fat does one have to become before they start to think, "Hey, maybe I shouldn't eat this?"
3 posted on
06/26/2006 4:52:57 PM PDT by
nonliberal
(Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
To: NormsRevenge
With a 600-pound woman in the driver's seat, are we sure the SUV wasn't just committing suicide?
4 posted on
06/26/2006 4:53:52 PM PDT by
atomicpossum
(Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
To: NormsRevenge
6 posted on
06/26/2006 4:55:04 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(I'm trying to think but nothing happens)
To: NormsRevenge
she was thrown through the sunroof and onto the roadway Unhurt, because she hit the ground rolling.
To: NormsRevenge
How do you get that much though such a small opening? Did she get extruded out the other side 25' tall?
8 posted on
06/26/2006 4:55:35 PM PDT by
Redcloak
(Speak softly and wear a loud shirt.)
To: NormsRevenge
I wanna know how a 600 lb woman gets out the front door of her house, much less manages to perform driving stunts.
9 posted on
06/26/2006 4:56:08 PM PDT by
Dog Gone
To: NormsRevenge
Well, I've new admiration for the Isuzu Amigo; who'd have guessed that it was bigger on the inside than it is on the outside?
10 posted on
06/26/2006 5:00:14 PM PDT by
HKMk23
(When I was a boy, "being a grown up" involved more than just physiology.)
To: NormsRevenge
That must have been a WIDE sun roof to accomodate 600 lbs!!
11 posted on
06/26/2006 5:01:13 PM PDT by
nmh
(Intelligent people recognize Intelligent Design (God) !)
To: windcliff
To: NormsRevenge
...ejected through the sunroof ...What was James Bond doing with a 43 stone woman?
17 posted on
06/26/2006 6:51:48 PM PDT by
Doctor Stochastic
(Vegetabilisch = chaotisch ist der Charakter der Modernen. - Friedrich Schlegel)
To: NormsRevenge
That musta been one helluva sunroof.
20 posted on
06/26/2006 6:56:32 PM PDT by
Doohickey
(Democrats are nothing without a constituency of victims.)
To: NormsRevenge
Emergency crews were able to transport her to St. Joseph’s Hospital Man, I bet they'd never seen three acres of road rash before.
To: cjshapi
A "fat chance" ping.
She drove an Isuzu, which validates my theory: "The size of the vehicle is inversely proportional to the size of the driver."
25 posted on
06/27/2006 3:56:38 AM PDT by
Junior
(Identical fecal matter, alternate diurnal period)
To: NormsRevenge
Click it or ticket, baby.
To: NormsRevenge
I'm the last person that should be making fun of someone's appearance, but if you're 600 lbs., you need to start making some life changing decisions.
To: NormsRevenge
I was reading where the paramedics tried to fly her to the hospital, but she was too heavy. My guess is they tried using a lightweight chopper. Methinks they need one of these:
And if that doesn't do the job, get one of these: 
30 posted on
06/27/2006 10:07:30 AM PDT by
Responsibility2nd
(A Moose Once Bit my Sister. Yeah. She Turned Moose-lim.)
To: windcliff
To: NormsRevenge
Authorities are continuing their investigation..........on why she refuses to put down the donuts.
32 posted on
06/28/2006 10:33:25 AM PDT by
Lazamataz
(Proudly Posting Without Reading the Article Since 1999 !!!)
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