Posted on 06/26/2006 3:20:07 AM PDT by HuntsvilleTxVeteran
YES, I'M A BAD AMERICAN by: George Carlin
I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
I'm in touch with my feelings and I like it that way!
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer, it makes you a smart American.
I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, try to do it in English.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to.
My heroes are John Wayne, Babe Ruth, Roy Rogers, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years In the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, shut up already.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse Jackson practices, where he gets his money, and why he is always part of the problem and not the solution. Can I get an AMEN on that one?
I think cops have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.
And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good..... and I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents.
And what is going on with gas prices ... again?
If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American.
If you are a BAD American too, please forward this to everyone you know.
We need our country back!
We NEED GOD BACK IN OUR COUNTRY!
I would rather live my life as if there is a God, and die to find out there isn't, Than live my life as if there isn't, and die to find out there is.
Because it's not abusive per se to post something for the 40th time.
From: NEW photos and VIDEO!
ANN COULTER on "Tonight Show" 6/14/06, and PRIVATE party with L.A. FReepers!
I just need to allow 8-10 weeks for shipping & handling.
hahaha, laugh out loud!
he he he... you are going to get razzed like you have never been razzed before.
BTW, welcome to the interweb.
PS. did you know the internets was invented by Al Gore?
PPS.
Subject: don't delete this.. it's to get rid of a virus
SO IMPORTANT:
Unfortunately a virus has been passed to me through an address book
virus which also infected my address book. Since you are in my address
book, you will probably find it in your computer too. the virus (called
jdbg.exe) is not detected by norton or mcafee anti-virus systems. the
virus sits quietly for 14 days before damaging the system. it is sent
automatically by messenger and by address book,whether or not you sent
email to your contacts.basically that means you will pass along
unknowlingly,as i did. i was sent this email, i am now passing it on to
you as to how to check for the virus and how to get rid of it.
please do this! it is very simple to do and takes
about 2min.
1. go to start, then click your (find) or (search)
option
2. in the folder option, type the name: jdbgmgr.exe
3. be sure to search your c. drive and all sub folders
and any other drives you may ha! ve
4. click (find now)
5. the virus has a teddy bear icon with the name:
jdbgmgr.exe DO NOT OPEN IT!
6. go to (edit) on menu bar and choose (select all) to
highlight the file
without opening it
7. now go to file (on the menu bar) and select delete.
it will then go to the recycle bin. if you find the
virus you must contact all the people in your address
book so that they may eradicate the virus from their
own addresss books. to do this:
1. open a new email message
2. click the icon address book next to "to"
3. highlight every name and add to "bcc"
4. copy this message and paste to email. this will
affect everyone in your address book so send it now.
And PPPS
> >To all of my friends, I do not usually forward messages, But this is
> >from my friend Pearlas Sandborn and she really is an attorney. If she
> >says that this will work - It will work. After all, What have you
> >got to
> >lose?
> >
> >SORRY EVERYBODY.. JUST HAD TO TAKE THE CHANCE!!! I'm an attorney,
> >
> >And I know the law. This thing is for real. Rest assured AOL an Intel
> >will follow through with their promises for fear of facing a
> >multimillion-dollar class action suit similar to the one filed by
> >PepsiCo against General Electric not too long ago.
> >
> >Dear Friends; Please do not take this for a junk letter. Bill Gates
> >sharing his fortune. If you ignore this, You will repent later.
> >
> >Microsoft and AOL are now the largest Internet companies and in an
> >effort to make sure that Internet Explorer remains the most widely
> >used
> >program, Microsoft and AOL are running an e-mail beta test. When you
> >forward this e-mail to friends, Microsoft can and will track it (If
> >you
> >are a Microsoft Windows user) For a two weeks time period.
> >
> >For every person that you forward this e-mail to, Microsoft will pay
> >you
> >$245.00 For every person that you sent it to that forwards it on,
> >Microsoft will pay you $243.00 and for every third person that
> >receives
> >it, You will be paid $241.00. Within two weeks, Microsoft will
> >contact
> >you for your address and then send you a check.
> >
> >Regards.
> >Charles S Bailey
> >General Manager Field Operations
> >1-800-842-2332 Ext. 1085 or 904-1085 or RNX 292-1085
> >Charles_Bailey@csx.com
> >Charles_bailey@csx.com
> >
> >I thought this was a scam myself, but two weeks after receiving this
> >e-mail and forwarding it on. Microsoft contacted me for my address
> >and within days, I received a check for $24,800.00. You need to
> >respond
> >before the beta testing is over. If anyone can affoard this, Bill
> >Gates is
> >the man.
> >
> >It's all marketing expense to him. Please forward this to as many
> >people
> >as possible. You are bound to get at least $10,000.00 We're not
> >going to
> >help them out with their e-mail beta test without getting a little
> >something for our time. My brother's girlfriend got in on this a few
> >months ago. When i went to visit him for the Baylor/UT game. She
> >showed me her check. It was for the sum of $4,324.44 and was stamped
> >Paid in
> >full
> >Like i said before, I know the law, and this is for real.
> >
> >Marie Catalano
> >631-390-8264
> >631-390-8272 (fax)
> >
Up your nose with a rubber hose!
yes, has popped up before. NOT Carlin.
I think this one is going the set the record for "Most Times Reposted on FR"...must be close to 100 by now. ;)
Most of them probably got deleted as duplicates shortly after the mods became aware of them. Seriously, this gets posted at least once every two weeks.
Yes, this is the true George Carlin. The other one needs to lose that dirty, muck-filled, gutter mouth, that slams people every time they turn a corner...
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| Posted by military cop On News/Activism 05/03/2001 9:48:17 AM CDT · 132+ views Random e-mail | Which Time? | George Carlin All:I'm sure this has been posted several times before but, is well worth the review.......and I entertained the concept of posting it under humor....but this fits better. I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it! I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T or Marilyn Manson ... |
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