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To That Stupid Liberal Lurker - I Got Zapped
Posted on 06/24/2006 9:21:32 AM PDT by tough decision
One look at you tells me all I need to know about you. I am so tired of liberals that think they are so brilliant. You are such a stupid jackass. You are so stupid you probably believe that the Bush administration orchestrated the attacks on 9/11. Every time you go on the internet, every time you make a bank transaction, or pay a bill, every time you try to email a congressman or senator they are getting so much information off of you. Of course it is all a conspiracy by the Bush administration. I have screwed around by so many arrogant liberals like you. If an arrogant moron like you even came close to me at this point I would put you in the hospital. I think every know nothing lying jackass like you should be rounded up and gassed with the iraqi poison gas that does not exist according to you. The reason this country is so screwed up is because of arrogant liberal bastards like you who think they are just so much smarter than anyone else.
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To: No Blue States
To: BunnySlippers
These lifelike ani gifs are great.
To: tough decision
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posted on
06/24/2006 9:43:12 AM PDT
by
lormand
(Republicans make better lovers because they don't pull out until finished.)
To: tough decision; Lurker
ZZZZZOT!
Hey! Did you see what this wart called you? A Liberal? No way!
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posted on
06/24/2006 9:43:32 AM PDT
by
Smokin' Joe
(How often God must weep at humans' folly.)
To: FreeReign
Ranch dressing on turkey
LOL!
125
posted on
06/24/2006 9:43:44 AM PDT
by
Clara Lou
(A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality. --I. Kristol)
To: No Blue States
126
posted on
06/24/2006 9:43:54 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
To: tough decision
127
posted on
06/24/2006 9:44:14 AM PDT
by
Puppage
(You may disagree with what I have to say, but I shall defend to your death my right to say it)
To: tiredoflaundry
128
posted on
06/24/2006 9:44:22 AM PDT
by
don-o
To: tough decision
129
posted on
06/24/2006 9:44:34 AM PDT
by
Allegra
(I'm Shizophrenic. No, I'm Not. Yes, I Am. No, I'm NOT. Are TOO. Am NOT.)
To: Sofa King
I suspect one of the voices in his head was arguing with another.
[I'm just waiting for the more rational "arbitrating voice" to pipe up]
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posted on
06/24/2006 9:44:40 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
To: tough decision
First time I've agreed with a troll in five years!
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posted on
06/24/2006 9:45:00 AM PDT
by
clintonh8r
(Jack Murtha? Not in my Marine Corps!)
To: tough decision
Dude. Get a grip on yourself.
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posted on
06/24/2006 9:45:02 AM PDT
by
Doohickey
(Democrats are nothing without a constituency of victims.)
To: tough decision
133
posted on
06/24/2006 9:45:05 AM PDT
by
dead
(I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
To: Allegra
134
posted on
06/24/2006 9:45:13 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: don-o
LOL!!! I love it! I stole it! :-)
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posted on
06/24/2006 9:45:31 AM PDT
by
tiredoflaundry
(The right wants victory, the left wants surrender. It's that simple.)
To: Allegra
It's too bad they canceled the Crusader.
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posted on
06/24/2006 9:46:17 AM PDT
by
COEXERJ145
(Apparently Being Mean to a Troll is Now Against the Rules.)
To: Allegra
Funny that my post directly followed your tagline....;D
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posted on
06/24/2006 9:46:20 AM PDT
by
Salamander
(And don't forget my Dog; fixed and consequent)
To: tough decision
OK, you have a few more minutes to respond before I get bored and move on
Anything else bothering you these days?
To: tiredoflaundry
They are on the way! Thanks! They are my favorite part of a ZOT.
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posted on
06/24/2006 9:46:54 AM PDT
by
DejaJude
(Admiral Clark said, "Our mantra today is life, liberty and the pursuit of those who threaten it!")
To: tough decision
Dear TD-- Thanks so much for this thread. I haven't laughed this hard in a long time. It must suck to be you.
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posted on
06/24/2006 9:47:05 AM PDT
by
Clara Lou
(A conservative is a liberal who has been mugged by reality. --I. Kristol)
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