For all you Chuck Norris fans out there.....
1 posted on
06/22/2006 9:29:35 AM PDT by
misterrob
To: misterrob
66 years old?
Guy looks like he's in his mid to late 40's.
2 posted on
06/22/2006 9:32:32 AM PDT by
Gunflint
To: misterrob
Plus, his tears cure cancer. It's just that no one has ever seen him cry....
3 posted on
06/22/2006 9:34:11 AM PDT by
-=SoylentSquirrel=-
(Al of Al's Diner is still my president.)
To: misterrob
From what I've
heard there is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Additionally, Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
4 posted on
06/22/2006 9:34:21 AM PDT by
burzum
(Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.--Adm. Rickover)
To: misterrob
When Chuck Norris posts on FR, the server crashes.
When Chuck Norris PINGs you, it can be heard for miles.
Everytime Chuck Norris types, the letters leap out and roundhouse you.
If there's a FReepathon and Chuck Norris donates, all other FReepers and lurkers donate too, or else.
Chuck Norris zots even the Admin Moderator.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to excerpt articles.
Comment removed by Chuck Norris - means your physical being is removed too.
To: misterrob
ok here we go:
Chuck Norris vs. Ditka ?
Chuck Norris vs. Billy Jack ?
Chuck Norris vs. Steven Seagal ?
Chuck norris vs. King Kong ?
Chuck Norris vs. Godzilla ?
Chuck Norris vs. Ric Flair ?
Chuck Norris vs. Van Damme ?
8 posted on
06/22/2006 9:46:09 AM PDT by
stylin19a
To: misterrob
11 posted on
06/22/2006 11:07:27 AM PDT by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: misterrob
When Chuck Norris dives into a pool he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
13 posted on
06/22/2006 11:51:38 AM PDT by
FearlessFreep
(Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
To: misterrob
To: misterrob
Sending to my son who,35 years ago took classes from Norris and made his son cry in a match.
To: misterrob
It's Chuck's world, we just get to live in it.
20 posted on
06/22/2006 1:19:53 PM PDT by
dfwgator
(Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
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