[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

When Chuck Norris posts on FR, the server crashes.
When Chuck Norris PINGs you, it can be heard for miles.
Everytime Chuck Norris types, the letters leap out and roundhouse you.
If there's a FReepathon and Chuck Norris donates, all other FReepers and lurkers donate too, or else.
Chuck Norris zots even the Admin Moderator.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to excerpt articles.
Comment removed by Chuck Norris - means your physical being is removed too.

[weegie]

Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer

[Frank_Discussion]

Aww, Chuck's a wimp.

OWWWWWWWWW! What WAS that?