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Renaissance ManChuck Norris: A Retrospective
The Boston Slob ^
| 06/22/06
| Paul Crocetti, Boston.com Correspondent
Posted on 06/22/2006 9:29:32 AM PDT by misterrob
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For all you Chuck Norris fans out there.....
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posted on
06/22/2006 9:29:35 AM PDT
by
misterrob
To: misterrob
66 years old?
Guy looks like he's in his mid to late 40's.
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posted on
06/22/2006 9:32:32 AM PDT
by
Gunflint
To: misterrob
Plus, his tears cure cancer. It's just that no one has ever seen him cry....
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posted on
06/22/2006 9:34:11 AM PDT
by
-=SoylentSquirrel=-
(Al of Al's Diner is still my president.)
To: misterrob
From what I've
heard there is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Additionally, Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
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posted on
06/22/2006 9:34:21 AM PDT
by
burzum
(Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.--Adm. Rickover)
To: misterrob
When Chuck Norris posts on FR, the server crashes.
When Chuck Norris PINGs you, it can be heard for miles.
Everytime Chuck Norris types, the letters leap out and roundhouse you.
If there's a FReepathon and Chuck Norris donates, all other FReepers and lurkers donate too, or else.
Chuck Norris zots even the Admin Moderator.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to excerpt articles.
Comment removed by Chuck Norris - means your physical being is removed too.
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
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posted on
06/22/2006 9:37:22 AM PDT
by
weegie
To: Extremely Extreme Extremist
Aww, Chuck's a wimp.
OWWWWWWWWW! What WAS that?
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posted on
06/22/2006 9:38:19 AM PDT
by
Frank_Discussion
(May the wings of Liberty never lose a feather!)
To: misterrob
ok here we go:
Chuck Norris vs. Ditka ?
Chuck Norris vs. Billy Jack ?
Chuck Norris vs. Steven Seagal ?
Chuck norris vs. King Kong ?
Chuck Norris vs. Godzilla ?
Chuck Norris vs. Ric Flair ?
Chuck Norris vs. Van Damme ?
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posted on
06/22/2006 9:46:09 AM PDT
by
stylin19a
To: weegie
I'm curious as to the origins of these "Chuck Norris Facts." Who started it?
To: Frank_Discussion
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posted on
06/22/2006 9:47:22 AM PDT
by
burzum
(Great minds discuss ideas, average minds discuss events, small minds discuss people.--Adm. Rickover)
To: misterrob
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posted on
06/22/2006 11:07:27 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Ask not what the government can do for you. Ask why it doesn't.)
To: burzum
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
To: misterrob
When Chuck Norris dives into a pool he doesn't get wet. The water gets Chuck Norris.
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posted on
06/22/2006 11:51:38 AM PDT
by
FearlessFreep
(Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
To: Space Wrangler
Chuck Norris doesn't dream, he recreates his days' work.
To: FearlessFreep
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
To: Space Wrangler
Chuck Norris doesn't have AIDS. He just gives it to people.
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posted on
06/22/2006 12:26:49 PM PDT
by
FearlessFreep
(Excuse me. But are those your legs or are you riding a chicken?)
To: misterrob
To: -=SoylentSquirrel=-; burzum
I heard that Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
To: misterrob
Sending to my son who,35 years ago took classes from Norris and made his son cry in a match.
To: misterrob
It's Chuck's world, we just get to live in it.
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posted on
06/22/2006 1:19:53 PM PDT
by
dfwgator
(Florida Gators - 2006 NCAA Men's Basketball Champions)
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