[BenLurkin]

What is this -- news from the future?

[GadareneDemoniac]

"Cindy was the largest dolphin on the reef."

So size does matter after all!!

[Shaun_MD]

ok lemme be the first to say here: WTF?

[hoosierham]

Where is Sigmund Freud when she needed him?

[A Troop 1-14 Cav]

This may be better than "Peace Moonbeam."

[Zman516]

Everything about this story is so ridiculous I wouldn't even know where to start.

[thoughtomator]

If I can ever get that dolphinoplasty this might be my chance to marry a millionaire!

[USFRIENDINVICTORIA]

This is weird -- why was a male dolphin named "Cindy". If I hadn't read the article carefully, I would have thought that it was about the first same-sex marriage of a dolphin and Jewish millionaire. /s

[PhillyRepublican]

He had problems eating? What, eating Kosher isn't healthy for dolphins?
What a nutcase. Don't even want to know how they "consumated" the marriage.

[A Troop 1-14 Cav]

(I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.)


One has to wonder at her definition of a pervert.

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

Funeral arrangements will be done through the local tuna cannery.

[RichInOC]

Okay, since when is the "finger of friendship" kosher?

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Judicial mandate coming soon to a court near you!

[winner3000]

This is an example of what a joke marriage can become if we don't have a constitutional amendment defining it between a man and a woman.

[martin_fierro]

I wonder who porpoised marriage.

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[Irish_Thatcherite]

Cindy the dolphin gained fame....... after marrying Sharon Tendler

I see they were also lesbians!! ;)

[sully777]

How they usually consummate mating procedures....


...but she's no perv.

[righttackle44]

"I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed."

The dolphin wasn't the only one that was sick.