Family
And Work.
1 posted on
06/16/2006 12:17:18 AM PDT by
sully777
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Good Morning ALL!!!

2 posted on
06/16/2006 12:20:46 AM PDT by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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Devolution of Dad
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Who's yer daddy?
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10 posted on
06/16/2006 12:33:25 AM PDT by
Focault's Pendulum
(Durka Durka Mohammed Jihad Sherpa Sherpa Bak Allah)
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15 posted on
06/16/2006 12:57:22 AM PDT by
Dallas59
To: sully777
Father's day joke:
One evening a father was surprised to overhear his little girl's bedtime prayer.
"God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. God bless Grandma. Goodbye Grandpa."
"Wierd," he thought, and went on his way. The next day he was shocked to learn that his father had died of a heart attack.
A week later he heard his daughter saying her prayers again. "God bless Mommy. God bless Daddy. Goodbye Grandma."
Sure enough, the next morning he learned that his mother had had a heart attack.
One week later he was stunned. "God bless Mommy, and goodbye Daddy."
Needless to say, he went to bed in mortal fear. He was barely able to get out of bed the next morning. He tiptoed gingerly through the day taking extra care to be safe in everything he did. To be sure, he decided to stay at work until 1 minute after midnight. Then he went home.
"Wow," he said to his wife. "You wouldn't believe the nerve wracking day I've had."
"You think you had a bad day?" she says. "The mailman had a heart attack right on our front porch!
Happy Father's Day.
Shalom.
17 posted on
06/16/2006 1:04:41 AM PDT by
ArGee
(The Ring must not be allowed to fall into Hillary's hands!)
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20 posted on
06/16/2006 1:10:12 AM PDT by
Uriah_lost
(http://www.wingercomics.com/d/20051205.html)
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Click below for Patches audio:

29 posted on
06/16/2006 1:41:50 AM PDT by
pookie18
([Hillary Rotten] Clinton Happens...as does Dr. Demento Dean, Bela Pelosi & Benedick Durbin!!)
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34 posted on
06/16/2006 1:57:48 AM PDT by
Fawnn
(Canteen wOOhOO Consultant and CookingWithPam.com person - Faith makes things possible, not easy.)
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Stan's Dad

38 posted on
06/16/2006 2:10:24 AM PDT by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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40 posted on
06/16/2006 2:12:45 AM PDT by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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Well guys, I actually haven't slept yet. I'll be back later in about four to five hours. Keep up the silliness while I have sweet dreams...

41 posted on
06/16/2006 2:22:46 AM PDT by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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42 posted on
06/16/2006 3:49:37 AM PDT by
G.Mason
(I wouldn't have wanted to live without having disturbed someone)
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44 posted on
06/16/2006 5:16:34 AM PDT by
ErnBatavia
(Meep Meep)
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Ok, maybe it's me, but I just don't "get" Family Guy. It's not funny, it's simply annoying and amateurish-looking. Why is this show so popular?
50 posted on
06/16/2006 5:53:52 AM PDT by
kevkrom
(Posting snarky comments so you don't have to)
To: sully777
One dark day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys woke up to fight.
Back-to-back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Ran out and shot the two dead boys.
If you don't believe this lie is true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too!
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