Posted on 06/10/2006 11:58:00 AM PDT by Maceman
So I'm in my home office while my 7-year old and a friend are watching cartoons on Nickelodeon on TV in another room.
I can hear the TV.
All of a sudden, I hear Bill Clinton's voice (I'm paraphrasing): "Before I became President of the United States, I was a kid once. That's why I'm here to tell you that my foundation is partnering with the American Heart Association and Nickelodeon to tell you the importance of a healthy diet."
He then goes on about healthy eating.
Being in another room, I couldn't immediately get to the remote to hit the mute button, as is my wont whenever his odious voice oozes through the airwaves in my otherwise comfortable environment.
Now I'm thinking that my kid is going to be seeing Bill Clinton's puss and hearing that voice all the time.
But she knows him as the guy who Hillary Clinton slaps on the Jib-Jab parodies, and who sings: "This land is your land, this land is my land, and I just sold it, to a guy from Thailand" on the Rush website.
In case anybody cares, we really don't need any help from Bill Clinton in teaching our child how to eat.
It's not enough that he is already enshrined as a role model for lubricious adolescents everywhere.
Now all of a sudden he wants to be a role model for our pre-pubescent kids.
I seen it too this morning, almost lost my breakfast. What a freaking camara hog. I wish he would crawl under his rock and stay their. I just used him as an example of human garbage.
My sentiments as well.
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