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MORFORD: Which Way To The Apocalypse?
San Francisco Chronicle ^ | 6/9/6 | Mark Morford

Posted on 06/09/2006 7:46:33 AM PDT by SmithL

When all the fanatical Christians disappear, will traffic finally improve?

Wait, did I miss it?

Did it happen three days ago, on 6-6-06, a.k.a. Tea Time with the Beast, a.k.a. the Great Day of Reckoning, a.k.a. the National Day of Slayer, all the world crashing down in a heap of hissing steam and belching smoke and balmy gusty breezes sometime around noon just after lunch but not before rush hour and hitting right around siesta?

I might have been napping. Did the Apocalypse finally hit? Did the deep wish of roughly a half-billion zealous believers come to pass and were they suddenly whisked off into the humming glorious divine ether in one big orgiastic load of divine redemption, leaving us heathens and pagans and Wiccans and Jews and Muslims and Buddhists and journalists to fight it out over the last scraps of artisan Gruyère and fine Pinot Noir and gorgeous new Porsche Caymans? I simply cannot be sure.

Because if so, I am sitting here feeling a little gypped. I am sitting here not at all on fire, not at all reeling in unrelenting pain, not at all staring into the hot face of vile eternal doom without a single oscillating fan to cool my aching bones. Yet another portentous day has passed and the Rapture Index is almost off the charts with seething Armageddon certainty, and yet I'm still getting perfectly good cell reception. What gives?

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Morfordite Alert

`nuf said

1 posted on 06/09/2006 7:46:34 AM PDT by SmithL
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To: SmithL

The Communist Chronicle. Read no further.


2 posted on 06/09/2006 7:50:30 AM PDT by EagleUSA
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To: SmithL
Wenever I read columns like this I'm always reminded of Ann Coulter's great quote: "The Left finally has their Holy War against fundamentalism and they won't fight because it would put them on the same side as the United States."

Morford is still fixated on the wrong target: angry at the religionists who might dare to tell him "shame on you!" while ignoring the religionists who would behead him without a moment's pause.

3 posted on 06/09/2006 7:51:39 AM PDT by Mr. Jeeves ("When the government is invasive, the people are wanting." -- Tao Te Ching)
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To: SmithL

Laugh now, pay later.

Revelations didn't say anything bad was going to happen on that day.

But Hollywood thought it would be a good day yet again to "stick it" to the Christians with a remake about "the" antiChrist. Mohammed IS an antiChrist figure (he rewrote the Bible, he's a deceiver who denied Jesus Christ yet acknowledged His existence and holiness). Islam leads the flock astray and clearly has millions of radicals around the world killing in the name of God.

THAT movie is too scary to contemplate. Think of the death threats from the religion of peace. No. Better to pee on the Christians again like Serano did with his taxpayer funded picture.

There is a culture war going on and the Left shows rabid contempt for Christians. Mock us. Jeer us. We've always been told that it is not going to be an easy path to walk.

At least they aren't throwing us to the lions (yet).


4 posted on 06/09/2006 8:05:23 AM PDT by weegee (Slowly but surely and deliberately, converativism is being made a thoughtcrime.)
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To: Mr. Jeeves
Morford is still fixated on the wrong target: angry at the religionists who might dare to tell him "shame on you!" while ignoring the religionists who would behead him without a moment's pause.

Well, it takes at least a moment's pause to set up the cameras, but otherwise...

5 posted on 06/09/2006 8:18:11 AM PDT by wizardoz
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To: SmithL

I'm still wondering why the date 6/6/2006 was twisted in to 6/6/6.

Stupid.


6 posted on 06/09/2006 8:50:26 AM PDT by Sweetjustusnow (Mr. President and Representatives, do your duty to uphold our laws or you are all gone.)
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To: SmithL
An ignoramus who has no concept of the significance of 666.

Astounding how many people found significance in the date.

Did he go around all day with a calendar in his hand just in case he needed to buy and sell anything?

7 posted on 06/09/2006 8:59:59 AM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.)
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To: SmithL; All
Courtesy LGF:

#63

zombie  6/9/2006 10:14AM PDT
 

#32 LthrNck
#13 Zombie:
Wow, I clicked on your link but another article caught my eye. "Which way to the apocalypse" Mark Morford, SFGate columnist. What a splendid hit piece on Christians. Do they print crap like this all the time?
ALL the time. Mark Morford is their most popular columnist. He's completely vile and verbally abusive, the most hate-filled left-wing asshole allowed to write for the MSM. Every column is like the one you read, or much worse. In one column last year, he spent several paragraphs mocking the size and flaccidity of a Christian woman's vagina. I kid you not. And not just a generic putative woman, but a real live person, named in the column, who had done nothing to hurt anyone.

Morford is a psychopath. And the SF Chronicle publishes him several times a week.

Here is the Mark Morford article I was talking about


8 posted on 06/09/2006 12:55:46 PM PDT by backhoe
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To: SmithL
His hate-filled ideas are one thing, but Morford is such an abysmal bore of a writer to boot! I have yet to make it all the way through one of his turgid columns. To quote Truman Capote, "That's not writing, it's typing."
9 posted on 06/09/2006 12:58:53 PM PDT by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Count Petofi will not be denied!)
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