World's oldest condom

Ananova ^ | 6/8/06 | Staff

[Millee]

I just checked out your profile page. Too...too funny!

[Froufrou]

Oh, d-uh! Can we add keywords anytime?

How about 'choke the chicken,' is that a good one?

[Millee]

Yep, add away. Oh this is gonna get fun!

[nhoward14]

Drawstring, eh?

Sort of reminds me of the old commercials...

HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY!

wimpy wimpy wimpy!

[new cruelty]

Thank you. You saw mine, so I took a peak at yours. Very listy. Please add me to the Wenesday Wackiness Thread. That sounds interesting. : )

I can only guess at what the "Da Gurls" list is. What is the My "You Can Get On, But Never Leave" ping list?

[Maximus of Texas]

Why? So no one would see the milk come out your nose?

[Millee]

I don't host the Wednesday thread anymore, I'm not sure who if anyone does. It was like the Friday Silliness thread.

My other ping list is for stoopid threads like this I like to post. Sorry, but I think, like it or not, you & FrouFrou must be added! ;o)

[Froufrou]

"Yep, add away. Oh, this is gonna be fun."

Looking forward to your pings, Millee! ;o)

[new cruelty]

LOL. Cool. Then like it or not, add me to your stoopid threads like this list. I look forward to it.

[Prince Charles]

Wow, I thought they were talking about about the one they found in a corner of the Clinton Library:

[BJClinton]

The other two fellas?

[Ultra Sonic 007]

I ain't touchin' it.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

ROFL! THAT CLOUD PIC IS FUNNY AS HELL!

[IllumiNaughtyByNature]

It looks ribbed for her pleasure, or is in worn inside out for his?

[Monkey Face]

LOL!

I really needed a lift this morning! *er*
Thanks! Now I can go through the rest of the day with a smile on my face. My daughter will wonder why...;o]

[new cruelty]

Naw, the one in the clinton library is much much smaller.

There... that is more accurate.

[Dinsdale]

I've got a rubber in my wallet.
One of those little whatchamacallit's.
I'm savin' it for that special day.
When the right girl comes my way.

It leaves a circular impression
From all those years of compression.
I've had it since I turned thirteen.
I got it in a vend'n machine.

[Chorus]
Circ circ circular impression!
Leading to a state of depression!
In my walla walla walla walla wallet!
I can't wait to install it!

No! I can't wait!

It's in a little tinfoil packet.
Sometimes I'm tempted to unwrap it.
It's got a reinforced border.
I hope it's still in working order.

"Be Prepared" they said in Boy Scouts.
I'm waiting for a chance to try it out.
I want to try this contraceptive.
But all the girls are unreceptive.

[Chorus]

I've got a French safe in my pocket.
It'll be the nose-cone on my rocket.
It comes direct from Paris, France.
Can't wait to take it from my pants.
Huhuh!

[Chorus]

[new cruelty]

I mean- not that I'd have first hand er.. um... I mean, it was an off the cuff um.. that is, I mean... From the looks of it... er.. oh nevermind... to hell with it all. I admit it. Lil' bill and I use to pee for distance in the repository. There. That's how I know. :P

[Froufrou]

Repository? That's your story, and you're stickin' to it?

I thought that's where sperm donors go to make deposits, the repository... ;p

[Millee]

I mean- not that I'd have first hand er.. um... I mean, it was an off the cuff um.. that is, I mean... From the looks of it... er.. oh nevermind...

(Hhmmmmm...rethinking adding new cruelty to my ping list now.......)