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Posted on 06/01/2006 1:08:49 PM PDT by Buck Ninety-Nine
WASHINGTON, May 31  After vowing to steer a greater share of antiterrorism money to the highest-risk communities, Department of Homeland Security officials on Wednesday announced 2006 grants that slashed money for New York and Washington 40 percent, while other cities including Omaha and Louisville, Ky., got a surge of new dollars.
Homeland security officials said the grants were a result of a more sophisticated evaluation process
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To: Petronski; cyborg
    "My worst bile is kept in a refrigerated jar for safekeeping." Egad, man! Drowning your troubles already? I thought it took years of marriage to wear a man down!
 Who was it who said, "Every woman should be married; but no man should?"
 Just kidding! Welcome to the newest incarnation of the Undead Thread. Would you care to occupy the Executive Suite?
 
561
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:42:23 PM PDT
by 
NicknamedBob
(I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
 
To: cyborg; Petronski
    Congratulations, you two! And my best wishes for your lives together! 
 
'Face
 
562
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:42:28 PM PDT
by 
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead.  Really!)
 
To: rzeznikj at stout
     You know, that would probably work!!
 
To: rzeznikj at stout
    FReepmail me your address, and you can have a dozen in the mail on Monday! Any food allergies? 
 (I'm going to bed now, so response is delayed until Vlad rises and shines spits in the morning.)
564
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:43:03 PM PDT
by 
Tax-chick
("Hyperbolic rodomontade of the most puerile type." ~ Aaron Elkins)
 
To: Petronski
    Bile in the refrigerator? ICK!
 
565
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:43:42 PM PDT
by 
Tax-chick
("Hyperbolic rodomontade of the most puerile type." ~ Aaron Elkins)
 
To: NicknamedBob
    Uhh, you sure that's a good idea? 
 
I can take my two beagles and take the Exec Suite--they can borrow my room (Presidential) for the time being 8^)
 
566
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:44:39 PM PDT
by 
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
 
To: Monkey Face
567
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:44:41 PM PDT
by 
cyborg
(then comes baby in the baby carriage)
 
To: cyborg
568
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:45:26 PM PDT
by 
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead.  Really!)
 
To: Tax-chick
    I just looked in the drawer and realized I already have six of those foodservice packs of raisins--but thanx anyway 8^)
 
569
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:45:41 PM PDT
by 
rzeznikj at stout
(ASCII and ye shall receive... (Computers 3:14))
 
To: Tax-chick
    It's an AIRTIGHT jar. ;O)
 
570
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:46:04 PM PDT
by 
Petronski
(I just love that woman.)
 
To: Tax-chick; Petronski
    "Bile in the refrigerator? ICK! " He's trying to become bile-lingual.
 
571
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:46:22 PM PDT
by 
NicknamedBob
(I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
 
To: rzeznikj at stout
    High-fiber muffins are my Religious Mission :-).
 
572
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:47:48 PM PDT
by 
Tax-chick
("Hyperbolic rodomontade of the most puerile type." ~ Aaron Elkins)
 
To: Petronski
    Oh, thank God! I was having awful visions of Very Old Leftovers.
 
573
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:48:21 PM PDT
by 
Tax-chick
("Hyperbolic rodomontade of the most puerile type." ~ Aaron Elkins)
 
To: NicknamedBob
    Bob, you are as funny as anyone should be this time of night. And now I'm really going to bed, having run hot water in the kitchen sink as a Gesture at the Dishes.
 
574
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:49:19 PM PDT
by 
Tax-chick
("Hyperbolic rodomontade of the most puerile type." ~ Aaron Elkins)
 
To: Tax-chick
    It's only a blood metaphor.   </Python(Monty)>
575
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:50:28 PM PDT
by 
Petronski
(I just love that woman.)
 
To: Tax-chick
576
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:50:55 PM PDT
by 
NicknamedBob
(I never submit to IQ tests. That way, I can honestly say that my IQ can not be measured.)
 
To: NicknamedBob
    petronski will take it! :D
 
577
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:52:01 PM PDT
by 
cyborg
(then comes baby in the baby carriage)
 
To: Das Outsider; stephenjohnbanker; A CA Guy; Irish_Thatcherite; NicknamedBob; sionnsar
    LOL! 
 
I'm sure they'll be as exciting as the "Tulip Gone Wild" series: 
 
Me...sitting at the Tax Table... wearing a baggy t-shirt, sweat pants, and slippers... reading tax books and typing on my computer... 
 
I'm sure you all will be glued to the TV set...
 
To: Tax-chick
    'Night, TC! Hug Vlad for me...and any other short person who is handy...(including yourself!)
 
579
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:54:32 PM PDT
by 
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead.  Really!)
 
To: tuliptree76
    You at the Tax Table and me running Gramma's Boot Camp... 
 
Yah...I can see it now...a night destined to be totally forgettable... 
 
I won't be here long...just trying to mark my place so I can find it tomorrow...;o]
 
580
posted on 
07/01/2006 7:56:48 PM PDT
by 
Monkey Face
(The REAL sister of the REAL redhead.  Really!)
 
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