To: sionnsar; A CA Guy; airborne; Allegra; Baraonda; bentfeather; calrighty; Capn TrVth; clamper1797; ..
God is sitting in Heaven when a scientist says to Him, "Lord, we don't need you anymore. Science has finally figured out a way to create life out of nothing. In other words, we can now do what you did in the 'beginning'."
"Oh, is that so? Tell me..." replies God.
"Well, " says the scientist, "we can take dirt and form it into the likeness of You and breathe life into it, thus creating man."
"Well, that's interesting. Show me"
So the scientist bends down to the earth and starts to mold the soil.
"Oh no, no, no..." interrupts God,
( I love this )
"Get your own dirt."
3,996 posted on
06/21/2006 6:35:46 PM PDT by
Monkey Face
(.Help! I've lost my tag line!)
To: Monkey Face
It took me a second -- pretty funny!
I'm in Milwaukee (nice view of the lake and over the Riverwalk). Headed to Seattle tomorrow then back home for a whole day.
Then back to here.
3,997 posted on
06/21/2006 6:37:21 PM PDT by
freedumb2003
(The Left created, embraces and feeds "The Culture of Hate." Make it part of the political lexicon!)
To: Monkey Face
To: Monkey Face
3,999 posted on
06/21/2006 6:39:49 PM PDT by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Monkey Face
4,009 posted on
06/21/2006 7:05:42 PM PDT by
Tax-chick
("The root of the state is in the family. The root of the family is in the person of its head.")
To: Monkey Face
To: Monkey Face
One of my Mom's saying when I was a kid,
"God made dirt, and dirt dont hurt."
4,047 posted on
06/21/2006 10:21:56 PM PDT by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
To: Monkey Face
To: Monkey Face
4,100 posted on
06/22/2006 11:59:52 AM PDT by
Irish_Thatcherite
(A vote for Bertie Ahern is a vote for Gerry Adams!| IRA supporters on FR are trolls, end of story!)
To: Irish_Thatcherite; Dead Corpse; Darksheare; Tax-chick; TASMANIANRED; Knitting A Conundrum; Eaker
4,171 posted on
06/22/2006 8:56:08 PM PDT by
King Prout
(many complain I am overly literal... this would not be a problem if fewer people were under-precise)
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