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1 posted on 05/24/2006 11:00:33 AM PDT by kingattax
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To: kingattax

Dick Morris, is that you?


2 posted on 05/24/2006 11:01:29 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Conservatism is moderate, it is the center, it is the middle of the road)
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To: kingattax
Sorry.


3 posted on 05/24/2006 11:01:47 AM PDT by dead (I've got my eye out for Mullah Omar.)
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Hope she had some kind of toe fungus that spread to his tongue.
6 posted on 05/24/2006 11:03:52 AM PDT by b4its2late (If it's treason, there's no doubt a democrat is standing behind it.)
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To: kingattax

Ew.


7 posted on 05/24/2006 11:04:01 AM PDT by trubluolyguy (When Ted Kennedy and HRC support you Mr. President, it's time for some soul searching)
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"The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic "

Wassmatta?
Women don't have suckable feet in Mexico?
8 posted on 05/24/2006 11:05:27 AM PDT by Jameison
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Um..Max?


10 posted on 05/24/2006 11:06:22 AM PDT by LongElegantLegs (Going armed to the terror of the public.)
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I bet he was a non-union toe licker.


11 posted on 05/24/2006 11:07:15 AM PDT by GSWarrior
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Did she get toe-man poisoning?


12 posted on 05/24/2006 11:08:09 AM PDT by MrEdd (I would have gotten away with it too - if it weren't for those meddling kids and their stupid dog.)
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13 posted on 05/24/2006 11:08:50 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic or Indian,...

Just doing a job that Americans refuse to do </sarcasm>

15 posted on 05/24/2006 11:10:09 AM PDT by steveegg (Sen. Ted "Swimmer" Kennedy's vehicles have killed more people than V.P. Dick Cheney's guns)
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Lt. Kevin Lonsdale with the Montgomery Police Department's SWAT team fires off an AK 47 He says, "It went through the door, it barely slowed down," he says.

Just licking the toes that Americans....aw never mind.

16 posted on 05/24/2006 11:10:10 AM PDT by Yo-Yo (USAF, TAC, 12th AF, 366 TFW, 366 MG, 366 CRS, Mtn Home AFB, 1978-81)
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The woman said the man who licked her toes is Hispanic

See, they do do the jobs Americans won't.

21 posted on 05/24/2006 11:13:36 AM PDT by Always Right
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ew ew ew!


23 posted on 05/24/2006 11:34:36 AM PDT by leda (Life is always what you make it!)
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A Tulsa County assistant district attorney said if the man is caught, he'll face a misdemeanor charge of battery or outraging public decency.

I thought the cops could bust him for not having a liquor license /groan

24 posted on 05/24/2006 11:34:39 AM PDT by pikachu (For every action there is an equal and opposite government program)
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Here's an obvious question...how on Earth did witnesses see him lick her toes? He was on the ground, under her car...hmmmmmmmmmmmm...this one will have me puzzled for days! LOL
30 posted on 05/24/2006 11:54:00 AM PDT by HauntedSoul (Don't call me "newbie", see my profile page.)
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Just glad he didn't try to give her the hind-lick maneuver.


33 posted on 05/24/2006 2:50:09 PM PDT by VRWCmember
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I am NOT hispanic or Italian, I just have a nice tan.

And I'm 6 feet tall, not 5'9".

Geesh. Can't trust the MSM for anything.


38 posted on 05/25/2006 6:18:12 AM PDT by Skooz (Chastity prays for me, piety sings...Modesty hides my thighs in her wings...)
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I was wonderin' why you've been talking about moving to Tulsa.


41 posted on 05/25/2006 12:50:48 PM PDT by Mike Bates (Irish Alzheimer's victim: I only remember the grudges.)
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This guy is a real heel, he should be nailed before he
licks again.

The police should keep an eye out for him at the Piggly Wiggly!


47 posted on 05/26/2006 7:05:43 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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The perp sure made a lickety-split getaway.

Leni

48 posted on 05/26/2006 7:05:57 AM PDT by MinuteGal (FReeps Ahoy 4 cruisers are home! Check the cruise thread for photos. Hit red "4" on Home Page)
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