When they outlaw barbeque grills, only outlaws will have barbeque grills.
Barbeque grills don't kill people, Chuck Norris kills people.
They can have my barbeque grill when they pry my cold dead fingers off the propane tank.
"They can have my barbeque grill when they pry my cold dead fingers off the propane tank."
I believe that's your "cold dead GREASY fingers" off the propane tank.
Propane grill??? Blasphemer! Infidel! Heathen! Fafir! Philistine! Lowbrow! Cretin!
Repeat after me.... Fruit or nut hardwood lump charcoal is good... propane is bad, very very bad.