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Nonfiction????
1 posted on 05/21/2006 11:48:50 AM PDT by beyond the sea
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To: beyond the sea

Try fantasy.


2 posted on 05/21/2006 11:50:06 AM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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To: beyond the sea

It probably should be fiction since Oprah has never kept off any weight loss. Just another money making opportunity for "Queen" Oprah (I can't stand her). I'm not getting enough attention so look at me is Oprah's way of life. I don't need any "advice" from her. I learned everything I need in life from my family and friends.


3 posted on 05/21/2006 11:52:46 AM PDT by kcvl
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To: beyond the sea

Oprah Winfrey is fat.


4 posted on 05/21/2006 11:53:46 AM PDT by Crawdad (Hey, baby. Can I hijack your thread?)
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To: beyond the sea
Eat less and healthier. Exercise more. Drink in moderation (for those that can). Don't smoke. And love those that love you.

There. I saved everyone a few bucks.

Geez what a joke this is.

5 posted on 05/21/2006 11:53:54 AM PDT by raybbr (You think it's bad now - wait till the anchor babies start to vote!!!)
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To: beyond the sea
It simply can't be that Oprah's progressive audience consists of the fat girl contingent of American politics.

No way.

8 posted on 05/21/2006 11:55:35 AM PDT by Reactionary (The Barking of the Native Moonbat is the Sound of Moral Nitwittery)
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To: beyond the sea
Oprah selling fitness book? What's next, Bill Clnton selling a book about marriage fidelity?
9 posted on 05/21/2006 11:55:37 AM PDT by Mr. Mojo
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To: beyond the sea

Imagine what kind of shape these women are in, that acquiring Oprah's shape is an improvement for them.


10 posted on 05/21/2006 11:56:16 AM PDT by capt. norm (W.C. Fields: "Hollywood is the gold cap on a tooth that should have been pulled out years ago.")
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To: beyond the sea

do readers know you cant eat the book


12 posted on 05/21/2006 11:56:43 AM PDT by Flavius (Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum)
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To: beyond the sea

America is Oprah and Oprah is America. Hence, the rising mess!


21 posted on 05/21/2006 12:02:30 PM PDT by AEMILIUS PAULUS (It is a shame that when these people give a riot)
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To: beyond the sea

http://ba.la.free.fr/228512008-oprah.jpg



http://celebsnatural.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/celebs_oprah.jpg



http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2005-12/20775681.jpg



http://images.forbes.com/images/2001/12/13/oprah_winfrey.gif



http://www.nynewsday.com/media/photo/2005-12/20760377.jpg



http://www.stars2go.com/w/oprah-winfrey/oprah_winfrey.jpg


22 posted on 05/21/2006 12:03:23 PM PDT by kcvl
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The DEFINITIVE comment about Oprah was made about 21 years ago by my best friend John, a double Business-Law degree holder from a top 10 national business and law school.

We were in his apartment in Chicago, and Oprah - who back then was a local talk-show host in Chicago and had not yet gone national - came on the TV which was on in the background.

John looked up from what he was doing at the the TV, paused, and said dryly:

"Oprah, you fat blob."

Then he looked back down and continued reading.

'Nuff said.

23 posted on 05/21/2006 12:03:38 PM PDT by Al Simmons (Four-time Bush Voter 1994-2004!!!!!!!!!!!!)
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To: beyond the sea

Gary and Minge are going to write it for her.


24 posted on 05/21/2006 12:03:50 PM PDT by Alouette (Psalms of the Day: 108-112)
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To: beyond the sea

Does each book come with a personal trainer and chef?


25 posted on 05/21/2006 12:03:55 PM PDT by mewzilla (Property must be secured or liberty cannot exist. John Adams)
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To: beyond the sea

Is this the same Operah Winfrey I have seen waddle out across the stage at the start of her show?

I have to give her credit---she always makes all the way to her chair.

I noticed when she was interviewing Tom Cruise that her LOWER legs (knee to ankle) were noticeably larger around than his upper legs (thighs).


27 posted on 05/21/2006 12:07:18 PM PDT by JR.Roofing
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To: beyond the sea

Well, Magic Johnson gives lectures on how to avoid getting sexually transmitted diseases. I can hardly wait for the follow up books, "How to Have a Happy Marriage" by Anna Nichole Smith, "Winning Political Strategies" by Susan Estrich, "Winning the Big One" by Peyton Manning, "Hair Styling for Dignity and Class" by Donald Trumpe, "How to Pick Out the Perfect Toupe" by William Shatner and Burt Reynolds, "Raising Healthy, Happy Kids", by Ryan O'Neal and Elizabeth Taylor (with a tribute to Marlon Brando), and "Make Your Business a Winner!" by Carly Fiona.


33 posted on 05/21/2006 12:10:58 PM PDT by Richard Kimball (I like to make everyone's day a little more surreal)
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To: beyond the sea

Oprah's personal trainer Bob Greene and receive a free fitness evaluation

Bob Greene Oprah's personal trainer weight loss

This Weight Loss program by Oprah's trainer Bob Greene offers you:

* A way for you to get in shape right from the privacy of your own home
* Substantial savings over costly gym memberships
* Animations and descriptions of each strength training exercise
* Ongoing support through Get With The Program! support boards and community

Oprah's personal trainer Bob Greene transformed Oprah's body. He can help do the same for you! FREE Bob Greene evaluation.


http://www.healthcastle.com/weightloss_bobgreene.shtml



Greene claims that 'Get With the Program!' (Simon & Schuster, 2002) is not a diet or fitness book. Rather, it focuses on teaching people how to get back in shape both emotionally and physically. Greene contends that emotional eating is epidemic in the United States, and he encourages readers to recognize feelings that can trigger these negative eating behaviors. Dieters don't set goals about weight, size, or getting as "thin as a pin," but about building a healthy mind and body. Greene's first book, 'Make the Connection,' (Hyperion, 1996) follows this same weight control philosophy.



Ophrah's Trainer Bob Greene Walks and Bikes Across the USA
He started April 20, 2004 in Los Angeles, by May 14 he was crossing Alabama, and he plans to finish May 25 in Washington DC. Bob Greene, exercise physiologist and personal trainer to Oprah Winfrey, is heading McDonald's Go Active American Challenge - walking and biking across the USA.



Bob Green's Get With the Program is not a diet, but rather an eating and exercise plan that focuses on getting rid of emotional and haphazard eating as well as making exercise an important part of followers' lifestyles. The plan does not recommend drastic changes to what we eat, but rather focuses on really understanding what we put in our mouths and why. Get With the Program focuses on health, sensible eating choices and lifestyle decisions that are intended to be followed throughout one's life.


36 posted on 05/21/2006 12:12:49 PM PDT by kcvl
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To: beyond the sea

Oprah fitness book...Yeah Ok. What`s next, the Kennedy guide to being a teetotaler?


40 posted on 05/21/2006 12:28:09 PM PDT by Screamname (By God, pray for me, someone help me please! Hillary is my Senator! HELP MEEE!)
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To: beyond the sea

What is Oprah famous for again? Is it her closet lesbianism or is it just for the strange name? Someone solve this mystery for me because I sure as hell can`t figure it out. She rips off Phil Donahue and since then she is constantly celebrated. Is it because of that? That everyone just loves to rub it in to Phil?


41 posted on 05/21/2006 12:33:21 PM PDT by Screamname (By God, pray for me, someone help me please! Hillary is my Senator! HELP MEEE!)
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To: beyond the sea

Fat Oprah & Skinny Oprah
vs.
Fat Elvis & Skinny Elvis

http://www.grudge-match.com/History/elvii-oprahs.shtml


48 posted on 05/21/2006 2:16:19 PM PDT by atomicpossum (Replies must follow approved guidelines or you will be kill-filed without appeal.)
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