so simple even a blond can use it.
Posted on 05/20/2006 4:19:26 AM PDT by Kjobs
Personally, I'm tired of the microscope on Britney's parenting skills. He who is without sin, let him cast the first stone.
No kidding. Pretty much a no win situation for her.
Especially
It's Bush's fault.
For my mom's car, seat belts were an option. Car seat? Two in the front and a bench in the rear. Plenty of room for a car load of kids. Personally, I liked riding in the back of the pick up with the dog, standing up and trying not to get hit by june bugs and bumble bees.
From what part of her body was she "dropping" the kid from?
Oh.....The one thats already out.
And I'm sure he told you "This is how it should be installed."
Of course everyone elses way of installing is incorrect,
he sold YOU on it.
By you're posting about it.....he's a damn good salesman.
No, many didn't or we wouldn't have such safety laws today. In the 50's my cousin died because my aunt, in the front passenger seat, was holding him. They were driving slowing in town when they rounded a curve and an oncoming car crossed the yellow line right into them. The impact caused her body to move forward crushing him between herself and the dash.
Cats always land on their feet...
...Babies always land on their heads!
so simple even a blond can use it.
Britney was dropped on her head as a child and she turned out okay.
I dunno. I suggest she take advantage of the media's obsession like this:
Britney walks out of a clothing store with a shopping bag in one hand and a blanket-covered baby in the other.
Before she gets into the vehicle, she drops the baby. BAM! Right onto the sidewalk!
The photographers swoop into the scene with cameras blazing.
Britney then picks up the baby and walks over to the cameras. Then she yanks off the blanket from the unmoving form and reveals the, "Baby," as a large plastic baby doll. Her Son is safely inside the vehicle the whole time with his Father.
Britney and her Husband then give the photographers a finger to take a picture of.
Leave her the heck alone, enemedia! There's heroes in Iraq doing outstanding deeds and tasks who deserve more attention than Britney's receiving.
JMHO
While I really believe she is a moron and her spouse an even bigger moron this just increases my total disgust for the media. This girl is human and just because she trips they make a big deal out of it? I slipped in the snow one time while holding my then 7 month old daughter. Thankfully, I was able to cradle her head while allowing my wrist to hit the ice(I have a scar on the wrist to prove it)I would hate to think that I was considered to be a questionable parent because I slipped on the ice. I think the media needs to back off especially for the sake of that little boy and the baby to be. They are going to be messed up as it with the parents they have without the media constantly on them.
Put butter on the baby's butt.
Problem solved!
Yes, but Britney's response when she dropped the baby was, 'oops I did it again'.
Well, you probably should have been wearing snowshoes.
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