A simpler, more gentele time....
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Posted on 05/19/2006 5:03:57 PM PDT by Supernatural
When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack. Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop.
Chuck Norris crossed the road. Nobody has ever dared question his motives.
Great to hear! Miss the toons, but work comes first I guess (someone needs to pay for all those gubmint programs!).
What are you doing?
Well, it looks like you win the 'job bet'. Kind of by default too, my thermo final didn't go well so I'll be in school a little bit longer! Ahh, the holes I manage to dig myself into.
Any way, I gotta get going home. Take care.
Chuck Norris told me to join Outdoors Club...8^)
Aw, man! That stinks!
When taking the SAT, write "Chuck Norris" for every answer. You will score over 8000.
Chuck Norris has never won an Academy Award for acting... because he's not acting.
If Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.
Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away. They are called astronauts.
There are only two kinds of people in this world: those who have met Chuck Norris, and those who are alive.
Shhh...that's how I did well on my ACT's!! 8^)
The Bermuda Triangle used to be the Bermuda Square, until Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked one of the corners off.
The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.
Hmmmmm.........lemme guess (did anyone answer this yet? I haven't scrolled all the way through the thread yet).
Let's see.....this is just an off the cuff guess:
Ringo: drums
Paul: bass, piano
George: guitar
Lennon: guitar
Everyone: vocals
I have no idea what the number one song of 1968 was. (Hey, that was the year I was born.) I peaked online...is it Hey Jude?
This is true...8^)
Hi Yank. I'm not playing on this thread anymore, but have a good night.
They were going to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
I've been super-duper busy. I did OT yesterday and today and I am POOPED!!!!
How have you been?
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Chuck Norris' Roundhouse kick is so powerful, that on the set of Sidekicks he single-footedly destroyed Jonathan Brandis' Career.
How'd you get that picture????? However, you're mistaken: That's my thinner, younger sister.
;-)
Ow. This is hurting my eyes.
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