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To: MarkL
>> OMG you posted The Kiss....Now I have to go clean up my keyboard and screen, thanks a lot.

> Ewwwwww! Please! Keep both hands on the keyboard at all times!

But I ALWAYS keep one hand on my mouse. No, wait, let me rephrase that...

Anyway, I was speaking of [ahem] coffee.

158 posted on 05/19/2006 11:23:29 AM PDT by dayglored (Listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!)
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To: dayglored
But I ALWAYS keep one hand on my mouse. No, wait, let me rephrase that..

TOO LATE!

MEMO

Re: Replacement of Mouse Balls.

If a mouse fails to operate or should it perform
erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Mouse balls
are now available as FRU (Field Replacement Units).
Because of the delicate nature of this procedure,
replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted
by properly trained personnel.

Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by
examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be
larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal
procedures differ depending upon the
manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced
using the pop off method. Domestic balls are replaced by
using the twist off method. Mouse balls are not
usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can
result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball
replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each person have a pair of spare
balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction. Any
customer missing his balls should contact the local
personnel in charge of removing and replacing these
necessary items. Please keep in mind that a customer without
properly working balls is an unhappy customer.

Cheers!

184 posted on 05/19/2006 9:59:28 PM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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