To: billorites
To: billorites
I recall a story about Babe Ruth, who got invited to glittering parties during the Roaring Twenties. Even though he was just a crude baseball player, he was the toast of NYC.
A society matron asked, "Won't you try the asparagus, Mr. Ruth?"
"No, thank you, ma'am," he replied. "It makes my urine smell."
3 posted on
05/15/2006 9:42:25 AM PDT by
ClearCase_guy
(Never question Bruce Dickinson!)
To: billorites
turn asparagus into really foul smelling urine ... "There doesn't seem to be anything else that does the same thing,"
5 posted on
05/15/2006 9:47:17 AM PDT by
newgeezer
(Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
To: billorites
one French study of more than 100 people found they were all malodorous after eating asparagus.Yes, but they were French. They were all malodorous before eating the asparagus.
6 posted on
05/15/2006 9:48:38 AM PDT by
Right Wing Professor
((sometimes the jokes just write themselves))
To: billorites
Anybody ever get a reaction with beets? Now that's really scary.
7 posted on
05/15/2006 9:49:31 AM PDT by
sarasota
To: billorites
Try chewing juniper berries for a new urinary aromatic experience. It imparts a pleasing bouquet. LOL
9 posted on
05/15/2006 10:01:20 AM PDT by
colorcountry
(He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep, to gain what he cannot lose.)
To: billorites
...one French study of more than 100 people found they were all malodorous after eating asparagus.
&&
I heared them Frogs is malodorous to begin with.
10 posted on
05/15/2006 10:14:14 AM PDT by
Bigg Red
(Never trust Democrats with national security.)
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