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1 posted on 05/15/2006 9:38:14 AM PDT by billorites
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2 posted on 05/15/2006 9:40:48 AM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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I recall a story about Babe Ruth, who got invited to glittering parties during the Roaring Twenties. Even though he was just a crude baseball player, he was the toast of NYC.

A society matron asked, "Won't you try the asparagus, Mr. Ruth?"

"No, thank you, ma'am," he replied. "It makes my urine smell."

3 posted on 05/15/2006 9:42:25 AM PDT by ClearCase_guy (Never question Bruce Dickinson!)
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turn asparagus into really foul smelling urine ... "There doesn't seem to be anything else that does the same thing,"


5 posted on 05/15/2006 9:47:17 AM PDT by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
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one French study of more than 100 people found they were all malodorous after eating asparagus.

Yes, but they were French. They were all malodorous before eating the asparagus.

6 posted on 05/15/2006 9:48:38 AM PDT by Right Wing Professor ((sometimes the jokes just write themselves))
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Anybody ever get a reaction with beets? Now that's really scary.


7 posted on 05/15/2006 9:49:31 AM PDT by sarasota
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Try chewing juniper berries for a new urinary aromatic experience. It imparts a pleasing bouquet. LOL


9 posted on 05/15/2006 10:01:20 AM PDT by colorcountry (He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep, to gain what he cannot lose.)
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...one French study of more than 100 people found they were all malodorous after eating asparagus.

&&
I heared them Frogs is malodorous to begin with.


10 posted on 05/15/2006 10:14:14 AM PDT by Bigg Red (Never trust Democrats with national security.)
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