This is funnier than the Redneck Comedy Tour.
Wouldn't you love to see Southpark take this on?
I remember my son getting picked up by a trooper in NY for speeding. My son said he knew "absolutely" that he was not. The cop asked him if he was on drugs. According to a local attorney, this happens all the time in this town and the cop always wins "on his word". My son was distressed and regrets not fighting it but at the time, he was on his way to a new defense contract job.
The next problem he had, he called me for advice BEFORE doing anything. I told him what to do. He beat General Motors "in Court" by simply sending them certified letters, receipt return requested as this progressed. He was pretty happy. It was irrefutable evidence and the nuts and bolts of the case.