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Happy Fifth of May!!!
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| May 4, 2006
| Me
Posted on 05/04/2006 6:49:30 PM PDT by hollywood
With the Spanish version of the American national anthem still echoing through the valleys, I wanted to jump on this brand new multicultural, revisionist band-wagon by urging my fellow true Americans to wish everyone you see on 5/5 a Happy Fifth of May Day, not cinco-de-mayo! I plan on celebrating this 'holiday' by doing everything I can that's American, like eating a hotdog and some apple pie, watching baseball, drinking Budweiser, listening to country music, and waving and wearing the Stars-and-Stripes.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous
KEYWORDS: cincodemayo; cubfanbudman; revisionism; toleratediversity
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To: Ursus arctos horribilis
I've always impressed folks with the fact that May 6th is also the birthday of Willie Mays.
Say Hey!!!
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posted on
05/04/2006 9:01:16 PM PDT
by
ButThreeLeftsDo
(Carry Daily, Apply Sparingly.)
To: HungarianGypsy
Happy Fifth to you, and enjoy the souvlaki and tzatziki!
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posted on
05/04/2006 9:10:00 PM PDT
by
hollywood
(Happy Fifth of May Day! Have a hotdog and some apple pie, drink Bud, and watch baseball.)
To: hollywood

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posted on
05/05/2006 2:39:10 AM PDT
by
x1stcav
(Illegals go home! I'll mow the damned lawn myself!)
To: All
bttt for a nacho-free day.
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posted on
05/05/2006 5:54:17 AM PDT
by
hollywood
(Happy Fifth of May Day! Have a hotdog and some apple pie, drink Bud, and watch baseball.)
To: hollywood
I am celebrating the Fifth of May by going to work. For lunch, I will have some risotto with spring vegetables. For dinner, some Afghan, followed by a theatre date.
"Cinco de Mayo" what's that? ;-)
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posted on
05/05/2006 5:57:42 AM PDT
by
Clemenza
(If you don't trust the government to buy your groceries, why trust it to educate your children?)
To: hollywood
BTW: The biggest celebrants of Cinco de Mayo are white frat boys, dude.
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posted on
05/05/2006 5:58:09 AM PDT
by
Clemenza
(If you don't trust the government to buy your groceries, why trust it to educate your children?)
To: x1stcav; Travis McGee
The intent of my all-American-sounding "Happy Fifth of May Day" concept is to turn the tables on those who feel it's ok to trample on something true Americans value - our national anthem, song in English. It's more of a psy-ops hypocrit litmus test for the former, which my hypothesis says they will fail miserably. However, I am presenting it somewhat tongue-in-cheek, sarcastically dubbing it multicultural revisionism.
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posted on
05/05/2006 6:07:53 AM PDT
by
hollywood
(Happy Fifth of May Day! Have a hotdog and some apple pie, drink Bud, and watch baseball.)
To: Clemenza
So I should be emailing colleges, eh? Thanks for the tip.
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posted on
05/05/2006 6:09:00 AM PDT
by
hollywood
(Happy Fifth of May Day! Have a hotdog and some apple pie, drink Bud, and watch baseball.)
To: hollywood
This Day In History
May 5,1990
Execution sparks a new debate
Jesse Tafero is executed in Florida after his electric chair malfunctions three times, causing flames to leap from his head.
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posted on
05/05/2006 6:17:14 AM PDT
by
Crawdad
(So the guy says to the doctor, "It hurts when I do this.")
To: Admin Moderator
Since this thread is really about activism, can you move it to the News/Activism section, please?
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posted on
05/05/2006 6:30:05 AM PDT
by
hollywood
(Happy Fifth of May Day! Have a hotdog and some apple pie, drink Bud, and watch baseball.)
To: hollywood
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posted on
05/05/2006 6:32:02 AM PDT
by
x1stcav
(Illegals go home! I'll mow the damned lawn myself!)
To: hollywood
Si Se Puede!
It's Not Just A Gun...
It's My "HOMELAND DEFENSE RIFLE"!!
To: hollywood
What will YOU do for Fifth of May? Let's see - we had our usual wonderful Friday Morning Men's Prayer Breakfast at church. Had a tee-time at 10:30, finished by 2:30pm - shot 77. Pretty darned good for May 5th, with a double-bogey OB on the 1st hole.
Later, it's Tex-mex dinner with friends, then home in time to watch the Avs vs. Ducks game 1 Western Conference semi-final. All in all, a pretty nice day, thanks for asking.
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posted on
05/05/2006 1:18:51 PM PDT
by
Hat-Trick
(Do you trust a government that cannot trust you with guns?)
To: Hat-Trick
77!?!? Nice. I shot an 82 recently. My best ever.
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posted on
05/05/2006 1:27:13 PM PDT
by
hollywood
(Happy Fifth of May Day! Have a hotdog and some apple pie, drink Bud, and watch baseball.)
To: hollywood
Where I live, there are several - I mean a HUGE percentage of streets which have spanish names. In fact, the city has a spanish name. With my kids, I make it a habit to call the spanish-named streets and such by their english names.
Palo Verde Rd. becomes Green Wood Rd.
Camino de la Manana becomes Tomorrow Way.
El Camino Real becomes The Dirt Road.
The town is Sierra Vista which becomes Mountain View.
The local high school is Buena High School which becomes Good High School.
We often travel through Casa Grande on our way to visiting my father in Mesa - which becomes Big House and my dad lives in Table.
Now, tell me that if you go to Mexico that you will find similarly english named streets, towns, and schools. You will never find in all of Mexico a street named "The Dirt Road", "Green Wood Rd." or "Tomorrow Way". You will never find a town named, in English, "Mountain View" or a city named "Table" or "Big House". Nor will you find a school named "Good High School".
Who is assimilating who?
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posted on
05/05/2006 1:29:09 PM PDT
by
Spiff
("They start yelling, 'Murderer!' 'Traitor!' They call me by name." - Gael Murphy, Code Pink leader)
To: hollywood
Buy some more ammo.
For you AR-15/Mini-14 fans, Happy 5.56 day!!!
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posted on
05/05/2006 1:30:54 PM PDT
by
Dead Corpse
(I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.)
To: Spiff
I'm amused at the trendy way some Americans pronounce Mexico: "Mehico". I'm pretty sure that in Mexico, no one says "United States", right? It's always, "Estados Unitos". I guess this Tolerate Diversity street is a one-way hypocritical avenido.
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posted on
05/05/2006 1:39:10 PM PDT
by
hollywood
(Happy Fifth of May Day! Have a hotdog and some apple pie, drink Bud, and watch baseball.)
To: hollywood; beyond the sea
Make sure you contact beyond the sea to get on the Golf ping list.
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posted on
05/05/2006 8:54:22 PM PDT
by
Hat-Trick
(Do you trust a government that cannot trust you with guns?)
To: Hat-Trick; beyond the sea
Thanks. Add me to the golf ping list, please.
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posted on
05/06/2006 9:26:01 AM PDT
by
hollywood
(Stay on topic, please.)
To: hollywood; Hat-Trick; onyx
Thanks. Add me to the golf ping list, please. OK Catherine Zeta Jones,.............. I know you are from Hollywood and play a heck of a game of golf with Michael, and go by "hollywood" as your screen name here at FR ------ how appropriate.
Your secret screen name is safe with us.
By the way, dinner will be served tonight at the ranch this evening at the fashionable hour. Please be punctual.
much love .... bts
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posted on
05/06/2006 11:18:57 AM PDT
by
beyond the sea
("If you see strange men lurking about in groups of three - especially in North Carolina, RUN!)
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