This handout image provided by Heritage Auctions shows a rocking chair that former US president John F. Kennedy kept in his White House apartment, which could sell for more than USD 100,000 dollars, the Texas auction house said.(AFP/HO)
JFK (the real one) said that: "If the house is a rockin', don't come a knockin'."
Teddy said, "If the car is a rockin', don't go a drivin' or divin'."
Sixty-five hundred going once...
Jerry and Elaine think they've got them.
SUE ELLEN: Eight thousand.
AUCTIONEER: Eight thousand. We have eight thousand. The bid is now eight thousand dollars.
ELAINE: (to Jerry) What is she doing? She's starting in on the bidding now? (to Auctioneer) Eighty-five hundred!
AUCTIONEER: We have eighty-five...
SUE ELLEN: Nine thousand.
AUCTIONEER: Nine thousand dollars.
JERRY: Think she wants those clubs.
AUCTIONEER: Do I hear ninety-five? Ninety-five hundred...
ELAINE: Ninety-five hundred.
SUE ELLEN: Ten thousand.
AUCTIONEER: Ten thousand, to the shapely woman on the left. Ten thousand going once...
JERRY: Well, that's your ceiling.
AUCTIONEER: Ten thousand going twice...
Sue Ellen looks over at Elaine, with a smirk.
ELAINE: (determined) Eleven thousand!
SUE ELLEN: Twelve thousand.
ELAINE: (angrier) Thirteen thousand!
SUE ELLEN: Fourteen thousand.
ELAINE: (vicious) Fifteen thousand!!
Jerry buries his face in his hands.