[VRWCmember]

Get to class, you slackers! I've opened a new classroom, but Miss Rika has the gradebook. So if you're looking for a grade you'll have to ping her. Miss Slippy is pretty generous with the plusses if you compliment her shapely legs, so you might try submitting your homework to her instead. My secret for getting extra plusses on my A+ from xs will remain a secret between me and her, so you're on your own if you want her to review your work.

Damn! I forgot it was Wednesday, and after I gave Miss Slippy such a hard time yesterday.

[Jaded]

Dos?

[Jack Deth]

Hi, Vastie:


Illegal Aliens want to get in our face
When they hollered, no one cared, so they made it an issue of race
Ignoring History and creating De-Humanized Victims. Oh, woe!
Failing to mention Mexico gave up what Atzlan wants and was compensated one hundred sixty years ago!
Over a war Mexico started and got their Ass Kicked over.. D'OH!!!!

So, now they want to Boycott and crash our economy
If Monday was their Template, they need a Lobotomy!
Though the Media gingerly reported that the Dow hasn't been this high in years
I guess we "Oppressors" should forget Coronas and brown food for the upcoming Cinco De Mayo
And focus our attention on Blackwell's "shocking" win in Ohio!


Jack Deth~ 05/03/06.