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Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet
Yahoo News ^ | 05/02/2006

Posted on 05/02/2006 3:59:00 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd

SALISBURY, Md. - A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.

The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.

"The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."

Rantz said the man was treated and released.


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To: martin_fierro

What ever happen to that harmless little "red nut" prank ?


21 posted on 05/02/2006 4:35:55 PM PDT by al baby (Father of the Beeber)
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To: longshadow; VadeRetro; balrog666; Senator Bedfellow; RadioAstronomer; js1138; whattajoke; Shryke; ..
"Man Glued to Toilet" Ping List
Don't ask to be added to or dropped from this list. Just don't.

22 posted on 05/02/2006 4:41:13 PM PDT by PatrickHenry (Unresponsive to trolls, lunatics, fanatics, retards, scolds, & incurable ignoramuses.)
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To: Responsibility2nd

Sticky situation.


23 posted on 05/02/2006 4:50:33 PM PDT by Ursus arctos horribilis
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To: martin_fierro; Thinkin' Gal

Did he walk in ... or was he oxtered?


24 posted on 05/02/2006 4:52:23 PM PDT by aculeus
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To: aculeus; dighton; martin_fierro; Charles Henrickson; Tijeras_Slim
Did he walk in ... or was he oxtered?<<<

The man, whose name was not released
Gained fame throughout the east
When he sat on the loo
Covered with glue
Dreaming of Wal-Mart fleeced.

25 posted on 05/02/2006 5:13:08 PM PDT by Thinkin' Gal (As it was in the days of NO...)
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To: GSWarrior

I work in an ER, you won't believe how many times ppl come in with their eyes glued shut with that same excuse- "glue instead of eye drops."


26 posted on 05/02/2006 5:25:24 PM PDT by Babsig (www.genesysitsolutions.com)
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To: Responsibility2nd
"Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet"

Seriously, though, wasn't it Lowe's or Home Depot last time?

27 posted on 05/02/2006 6:50:49 PM PDT by jdm (Always looking for an opportunity to post a nasty Helen Thomas pic!)
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To: Responsibility2nd
Someone should try this with urinals.

"My arm is stuck!!!"


28 posted on 05/02/2006 6:55:35 PM PDT by jdm (Always looking for an opportunity to post a nasty Helen Thomas pic!)
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To: Responsibility2nd

I'm sure the dr. saw these plenty of times before, but this was the first time "framed".


29 posted on 05/02/2006 7:03:34 PM PDT by SandyEgo
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To: Responsibility2nd
Lots of things get stuck to you in the turlett

30 posted on 05/02/2006 11:54:45 PM PDT by sully777 (wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
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