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Wal-Mart Worker Finds Man Glued to Toilet
Yahoo News ^
| 05/02/2006
Posted on 05/02/2006 3:59:00 PM PDT by Responsibility2nd
SALISBURY, Md. - A 20-year-old was found by a Wal-Mart employee in the bathroom Sunday night after he sat down and was glued to the toilet seat.
The man, whose name was not released by police, was taken to the hospital late Sunday night, said Lt. Cheryl Rantz of the Salisbury Police Department.
"The man had gone into the bathroom and sat down," she said. "He was banging on the wall when the employee came in."
Rantz said the man was treated and released.
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Here we go again. Seems like some moron is gluing his a$$ to a toilet every 3-4 months or so.
To: Responsibility2nd
I hate it when that happens.
To: Responsibility2nd
If Walmart was a union shop and the work rules said only members of the plumbers union could act on this, and the union plumber did not work that shift, that man would probably still be glued to the seat.
Thank God Walmart is a right-to-work shop.
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posted on
05/02/2006 4:01:22 PM PDT
by
keithtoo
("Drilling in ANWaR is OK with us" - Alaskan Caribou Benevolent Association.)
To: Responsibility2nd
yeah, and a lawsuit is in the offing i suppose.
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posted on
05/02/2006 4:02:22 PM PDT
by
fatrat
To: traderrob6
I hate it when I reach for the Visine and discover too late I grabbed the SuperGlue.
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posted on
05/02/2006 4:04:05 PM PDT
by
GSWarrior
(The road to good intention is paved with Hells.)
To: Responsibility2nd
So, was the glueing self-inflicted? Was he the victim of a prank? Did a WalMart employee accidentally spill glue on the toilet?
To: Steve_Seattle
I'll believe that when me sh$t turns purple and tastes like rainbow sherbet.
To: shelterguy
And it smells like roses.
8
posted on
05/02/2006 4:07:15 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
("Where am I? Where am I going? Why am I in a handbasket?")
To: Responsibility2nd
9
posted on
05/02/2006 4:07:49 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(A Moose Once Bit my Sister. Yeah. She Turned Moose-lim.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Ewwww....why would anyone sit down directly on the toilet in a public bathroom anyway?!
To: Steve_Seattle
Sure sounds like the guy was a victim of a prank...
The lesson here is: Always check before you sit down.
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posted on
05/02/2006 4:08:42 PM PDT
by
Tired of Taxes
(That's taxes, not Texas. I have no beef with TX. NJ has the highest property taxes in the nation.)
To: Responsibility2nd; martin_fierro
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posted on
05/02/2006 4:09:28 PM PDT
by
Delta 21
( MKC USCG - ret)
To: Steve_Seattle
From what I remember the fool that glued his butt at a Home Depot last year in Colorado, had also reported the same thing years ago in a different state.
This tells me some people are way too desparate for attention as they gotta super glue their a$$ just to get noticed!
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posted on
05/02/2006 4:10:48 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(A Moose Once Bit my Sister. Yeah. She Turned Moose-lim.)
To: Responsibility2nd; Delta 21
To: GSWarrior
Was it "American Pie" where the young kid was reaching for the hand creme, but grabbed the super glue?
Ended up in the E/R with his hand glued to - well - you know.....
ROFL just thinking about it!
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posted on
05/02/2006 4:15:11 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(A Moose Once Bit my Sister. Yeah. She Turned Moose-lim.)
To: Responsibility2nd
I did not see American Pie.
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posted on
05/02/2006 4:22:55 PM PDT
by
GSWarrior
(The road to good intention is paved with Hells.)
To: Responsibility2nd
Was it "American Pie" where the young kid was reaching for the hand creme, but grabbed the super glue?Yep...it was the second one. Hilarious!!
To: Delta 21
I want crazy glue nowhere near my pals!
To: Responsibility2nd
OH
MY
GOD!!!!
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posted on
05/02/2006 4:24:24 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(A Moose Once Bit my Sister. Yeah. She Turned Moose-lim.)
To: Responsibility2nd
I think the pic in post 19 might be a protected URL and might not stick.
If it disappears, click here to see the "photoshop" of the slob at Home Depot.
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posted on
05/02/2006 4:35:01 PM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(A Moose Once Bit my Sister. Yeah. She Turned Moose-lim.)
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