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1 posted on 04/29/2006 8:00:48 AM PDT by lunarbicep
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If an aging drug-addled rock star falls in the forest, does it make a sound?


2 posted on 04/29/2006 8:01:48 AM PDT by Extremely Extreme Extremist (Remove card rapidly)
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To: lunarbicep

He is 62. Why was he in the tree?


3 posted on 04/29/2006 8:01:49 AM PDT by RightWhale (Off touch and out of base)
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To: lunarbicep

Sometimes you fall like a coconut.....some times you don't.


4 posted on 04/29/2006 8:01:56 AM PDT by CROSSHIGHWAYMAN (I'm a proud GRINGO......is Bill Clinton still the president?...Seems that way!)
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To: lunarbicep

His brain is cooked anyway so it won't make much if any difference.


5 posted on 04/29/2006 8:02:05 AM PDT by dc-zoo
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To: lunarbicep

So, what was he doing up the tree. And does this mean that he's really out of his tree?


6 posted on 04/29/2006 8:02:32 AM PDT by Enterprise (The MSM - Propaganda wing and news censorship division of the Democrat Party.)
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How could they tell he'd suffered a concussion? He's been dead for about 30 years...


7 posted on 04/29/2006 8:02:41 AM PDT by Spktyr (Overwhelmingly superior firepower and the willingness to use it is the only proven peace solution.)
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The damage was already done.
8 posted on 04/29/2006 8:02:53 AM PDT by Rockitz (This isn't rocket science- Follow the money and you'll find the truth.)
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To: lunarbicep

The Stones did a famous song, Get Off of My Cloud. Would love to hear them do "Get Out of My Tree."

I wonder if there was a dispute between Keith and a local monkey in the Palm Tree?


10 posted on 04/29/2006 8:03:37 AM PDT by floridaobserver
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Who knew that Keith was on the $20?


11 posted on 04/29/2006 8:03:44 AM PDT by jdm
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His face done hit every branch of that Ugly Tree on the way down.

13 posted on 04/29/2006 8:04:39 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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"Hey man give the bong back to me. Oh look mate, I can fly..........."


14 posted on 04/29/2006 8:04:50 AM PDT by HereInTheHeartland (Never bring a knife to a gun fight, or a Democrat to do serious work...)
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Lucky for him he landed on his head.


15 posted on 04/29/2006 8:05:09 AM PDT by OkieDoke (Helen of Thomas: the face that stopped a thousand clocks)
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BONK!
17 posted on 04/29/2006 8:06:10 AM PDT by manwiththehands (No, usted no puede!)
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How on earth can they ever determine if the blow had any adverse effects?


18 posted on 04/29/2006 8:06:11 AM PDT by Publius6961 (Multiculturalism is the white flag of a dying country)
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To: lunarbicep

"He went all the way,
All the way down..."


20 posted on 04/29/2006 8:07:34 AM PDT by mikrofon (Head Case)
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Maybe the monkeys didn't like his advances.....

"he looks like us, but he doesn't look like us..."


21 posted on 04/29/2006 8:08:26 AM PDT by Loud Mime (The Answer: Turn Illegal immigrants into gasoline!)
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To: lunarbicep

He's been out of his tree for a long time


23 posted on 04/29/2006 8:11:08 AM PDT by nuconvert ([there's a lot of bad people in the pistachio business])
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You go to scrape the _ _ _ _ right off of your shoes. Or you might slip while climbing a tree.


32 posted on 04/29/2006 8:23:58 AM PDT by showme_the_Glory (No more rhyming, and I mean it! ..Anybody want a peanut.....)
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Keith Richards. After he fell out of a tree.
Oh, wait....or was this before? Who can tell?

33 posted on 04/29/2006 8:24:12 AM PDT by Liz (We have room for but one flag, the American flag." —Theodore Roosevelt)
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nothing much to hurt there.


36 posted on 04/29/2006 8:35:11 AM PDT by Big Guy and Rusty 99 (do what now?)
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