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To: lunarbicep
Who knew that Keith was on the $20?


11 posted on 04/29/2006 8:03:44 AM PDT by jdm
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To: jdm

Andy Jackson was about that age when President. The similarity ends there.


16 posted on 04/29/2006 8:05:21 AM PDT by RightWhale (Off touch and out of base)
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To: jdm

Oh dear...he's only 62?! Appears to be about 80+.


34 posted on 04/29/2006 8:28:39 AM PDT by mrs tiggywinkle
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To: jdm; Cagey; Larry Lucido
Keith: Hey buddy.

Jerry: Hey.

Keith: Hey, you should come over. Tonight's pipe night.

Jerry: What? What happened to your face? It looks like an old catcher's mitt.

Keith: What?

Keith: My face is all craggly, it's crinkly.

Jerry: It's from all that smoke. You've experienced a lifetime of smoking in 72 hours. What did you expect?

Keith: Emphysema, birth defects, cancer. But not this. Jerry, my face is my livelihood. Everything I have I owe to this face.

Jerry: And your teeth, your teeth are all brown.

Keith: Look away, I'm hideous.


51 posted on 04/30/2006 11:14:04 AM PDT by MotleyGirl70
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