The ***Official*** Weekend Singles Thread--April 28-30

April 28, 2006 | pcottraux; ilovew

[pcottraux]

THE ***OFFICIAL*** (That’s right, OFFICIAL) WEEKEND SINGLES THREAD—APRIL 28 through 30

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Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!

But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!

Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.

Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!

And now to get the ball rolling:

Well, let’s face it. When it comes to the art of conversation, I’m not exactly Picasso. I’m more like Johnny Bravo in that episode where he made butt prints on a canvas.

Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?

So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!

AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!

Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!

[Supernatural]

No, I have tried many times. There is something about me people don't like. I am brutally honest and that is part of it. When someone burns me I have nothing to do with them again.

When I tell someone how they have wronged me they don't want anything more to do with me.

Telling people the truth is like holding a cross up to a vampire. They shrink away from the truth. They really don't want anyone around willing to tell them the truth.

I have accepted my fate. I am just waiting for thing to get worse, which I know they will. It is inevitable.

[Supernatural]

I haven't sold out. I have just accepted reality.

You won't find a more honest and helpful person than me.

But that alone doesn't cut it.

I live my life more according to God's law than most anyone I know. That includes having compassion for other people.

I'm here and I'm not going to change. I may lose every battle here on earth but I am going to win the war for my soul.

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

Personally, I believe it's all in the delivery. It’s not what is being said but how.

[Rca2000]

OK, Job. "Curse God and DIE"!!

I really hate to say that, but you need Someone to shake a bit of sense in you. And believe me, I am a LOT better at GIVING advice than TAKING it!! But I know whereof you speak. I have felt that way. But as bad as things are, they could be worse!! DO NOT get to the point where you feel that "I am just here counting the days". DO NOT allow Satan to get you into a deep depression, as my cousin Brenda has sometimes been in(and could not eat for days at a time). Ask God to give you a renewed spirit and a new Zest for life. And believe me, that goes for ME, too!!

I know what it is like to be taken advantage of by almost everyone you have dealt with in life, including Christians. I know what it is like to be the outcast. I know what it is like to be blamed falsely, and have lies told and spread about you by people you once cared for. I know what it is like to be used and then discarded be people, including women.

BUT I MUST GO ON!!

If you have ben watching, I am #just# starting to feel comfortable paying compliments to women here, like Victoria and Ilovw W and Max. it has taken a long time(over 3 years) to heal from the last, VERY painful hurt. But I am getting over it now, and have higher hopes for the future. Perhaps someone will enter my life. I do believe there are several women here that would be willing to associate with me personally, if I was not so far away from them Virtual friends are better than none at all!!

And, perhaps you need something to get you mind off of your hurt. Perhaps a hobby. Most here know I collect electronic things. Some of it is no doubt a distraction to avoid the truth, but it helps. If I DO get serious about someone, most likely I will have to give up some of that(I have 3 garages nearly full, and keep getting more things!!) But, till that time.......

I will ask the Lord to send you a healing grace, so that you may feel a renewed purpose for life and maybe find someone to help share it with.

Jack.

[Supernatural]

The funny thing is, I'm not depressed. I have never been depressed.

I'm just trying to explain what reality is to me.

If I was depressed I would have cashed in my chips a long time ago. But I'm still here.

I am far too curious to see what will happen to the world in the future. I want to see God punish the human race for being so wicked. For turning against God's laws. Only ten of them and no one wants to obey them. Everyone wants to do what they want to do.

I believe the destruction of the world is coming soon, but not until things get really bad for a period of years. The End Times. I think they have already started and it won't be that much longer.

Do you have any idea where I'm coming from? I think you understand part of where I'm coming from but not all of it.

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

Very inspiring words, Jack!

[Supernatural]

I have had many people tell me that it is not what I say but how I say it.

I have always said that I can say one sarcastic statement to someone and then that person will spend a considerable amount of time and effort trying to destroy my life.

That's just the way it is. I always manage to extract a price from those who harm me or attempt to harm me. I am not an easy nut to crack and I have no fear of people like that. I am smarter than they think I am. I get underestimated a lot. But where the rubber meets the road I can hang right with them.

If I lose a battle the other side only wins a phyric victory. Do you know what that is?

[Rca2000]

Oh, I think I understand EXACTLY where you come from!!

And I ALSO believe the "final buzzer" is about to sound, too!!

When I hear of some of the things that are taking place in the world today, I wonder why God hasn't "pushed the button" a LONG time ago!! If I had been him I would have done so!!

But I don't really want so see ANYONE hurt!! Sure I often TALK of vaping terrorists and such, but IF they could be changed, I would rather see that, than just seeing them die en masse. However I feel that the reality is that they will never change and it is them or us.

And NOTHING much infuriates me much more than people who follow much of the pagan ways, and STILL claim to be CHRISTIANS!!, They claim that :times have changed and God could never expect us to live by the 10 commandments anymore. I find it funny that NOWHERE in the Bible is there a passage stating that "in the last days, my words will no longer be needed to live by, and you can change to fit the times. NO!! THe Bible says "my words are the same today, tomorrow and forever!!"

I Long to see things change. But I feel that the "countdown has already begun, the tritium has been injected and the capacitors are charging, for detonation(all nuclear weapon terminology, but you get my drift!)and it is a matter of time.

BUT-- until then, we MUST continue to do our best to make things better, and be an example for others!!

[Rca2000]

I've gotta go to bed. I am REALLY tired.

Talk at you all tomorrow. Ciao!!

[Supernatural]

A Pyrrhic victory (pronounced pirric) is a victory which comes at heavy cost to the victor. The phrase is a reference to King Pyrrhus of Epirus, who defeated the Romans at Heraclea and Asculum in 279 BC, but suffered severe and irreplaceable casualties in the process, going on to eventually lose the Pyrrhic War.

While it is most closely associated with a military battle, the term is used by analogy in fields such as business, politics, law or sport to describe any similar struggle which is ruinous for the victor.

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

Do you mean pyric?

[Supernatural]

Talk to you tomorrow. I'll be hitting the rack myself in a few minutes. Its 3 AM here.

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

Adios Muchacho. Sleep well, Mr. Traveling Man!

[Rca2000]

Before I go.....

I am the opposite I let WAY too much go from people. I am WAY too quick to forgive. I have almost NEVER "gotten even" for anything serious that was done to me.

It is just the only way I know. I guess I hate to see people hurting, even if they deserve it.

Maybe that way would be better for you to try, a little more forgiveness....

[Supernatural]

Post 630 is taken straight off of the web.

I spelled it wrong in my first post.

I am not afraid to fight back. I have been doing it my whole life and I am very good at it.

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

Night, SN! It's only midnight here. The night is young! (-jk)

[Supernatural]

My philosophy is that is you turn the other cheek you just get whacked on the other side of the face.

Make those who want to wreck your life pay a price and fewer people will attempt to wreck your life.

The price doesn't have to be a physical beating or vandalism. I never use those tactics.

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

Yes, but I fear that you are fighting things that do not need to be escalated to that level. Why not let things go and live your life and enjoy it?

What's that saying? Let go and Let God?

[Supernatural]

See you tomorrow. Give you some time to digest what I told you.

You realize that I walk through this world unafraid, I hope.

Unhappy but unafraid. That which has not destroyed me has made me stronger.

[Supernatural]

Surprisingly, many times I have been unable to dish anything out to the opposition but in most cases their evil seems to boomerang right back to them sooner or later.

God's will, I'm sure.