The ***Official*** Weekend Singles Thread--April 28-30

April 28, 2006 | pcottraux; ilovew

[pcottraux]

THE ***OFFICIAL*** (That’s right, OFFICIAL) WEEKEND SINGLES THREAD—APRIL 28 through 30

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Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!

But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!

Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.

Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!

And now to get the ball rolling:

Well, let’s face it. When it comes to the art of conversation, I’m not exactly Picasso. I’m more like Johnny Bravo in that episode where he made butt prints on a canvas.

Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?

So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!

AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!

Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!

[Supernatural]

We are what we are.

I too learned that people can't be changed. Most of the human race is so self-centered that they cannot be reasoned with.

[bannie]

I realize that I've been married too many times to be of interest to anyone. I'm happy with who I am; but I have terrible tastes in men. I figure that--since I'm telling the truth about who I am and what I want--everyone else is doing the same. OY!

[Supernatural]

I am to the point that I no longer know why I am on this earth and what purpose I serve by being here.

But, since I am still here, I serve my parents as best as I can. They need me now and maybe that is why I am here.

[Rca2000]

I often feel the same way..

I always seem to see someone else getting my rewards.

I a a LOT more socially conservatie than I am fiscially. I am more of a centrist when it comes to Fiscal policy(for example, I do NOT always think that corporations are in the right") And I do NOT think ANYONE needs a 400 M. retirement fund, when some of us can't hardly afford to live and we try our best(most likely, that person brown-nosed, inherited, blackmailed or BS'ed his way to that position, anyway..)

But, at least I am healthy(the ONE area where God has been all but PERFECTLY consistent in my life!!, mother than my nerves and sinuses, I am quite the picture of health, as far as I know)

Oh, and a couple of wisdom teeth problems, too, but I just ignore them (for about the last 10 years now!!)

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

HERE I AM!!!!!

Doesn't it feel good to scream?

[bannie]

That's a damned good reason to be here! Do you have kids?

Grandkids are a pretty good reason to be!

[rzeznikj at stout]

Exactly.

Or how do I know you're not a government agent?

Though in all seriousness, this is true...;)

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

And I BELIEVE YOU!

[rzeznikj at stout]

I'm throwing in the towel for the night.

Catch ya all tomorrow!!

[Supernatural]

I have no kids. I had two stepchildren when I was married who, like my ex-wife, refused to cooperate with me in any way.

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

I hear you! Don't let anyone pressure you to change.

[Supernatural]

I look at it this way.

Great shall our reward be in Heaven. We have surely served our time in Hell.

[Supernatural]

See you tomorrow, FRiend.

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

Stop!!! You are TOO YOUNG to say things like that!!!!

[bannie]

I like my life. It would be nice to have a partner; but there's only room if it fits "off the rack."

:-) One more result of aging!

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

Night, stout!

I still can't call you rzeznikadjhgarhfalwhelauegla?

[tuliptree76]

Good night, stout.

[Supernatural]

I'm 55. The world has ignored me for my whole life.

Nothing is going to change.

My reward for being a good person shall be in the next world.

That doesn't mean I'm going to off myself. I must continue to endure.

[Maximus_Ridiculousness]

You can make it change, it you wanted to.

[Rca2000]

I could feel the same way. But I don't!!

I do feel that I am here for a purpose.

One of them, is to be an example for others, including several on this site, and to show them that not ALL "older" people have "sold out", to the masses.

Another is to be as good of a Cristian witness to the people I come across , day in and day out. That includes people I grew up with , who used to laugh at me and make fun of my morals, but who now tell me "you were right all along, Jack. I should have listened to you".

And still another is to try as best as I can, to effect a change in the way things are(or at least be a part of one) I HATE the way things are now. But I WILL NOT just "curl up and die" and toss up my hands, and say"it is no use anymore. Even though sometimes I feel like doing so!!

I am alone right now. Maybe I always will be. SO BE IT!! If that is the way God wants things to be, than I will just have to live with it. I am too old to "sell out' now!!