> > > >Posted on 04/28/2006 3:59:06 PM PDT by pcottraux
> > > >Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!
But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!
Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.
Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!
And now to get the ball rolling:
Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?
So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!
AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!
Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!
http://www.dimeadozen.org/torrents-browse.php
There it is. They only allow 90,000 members, but members are kicked off all the time for inactivity.
Took me an hour to get on the site and I only tried five times. Its free.
If you join up contact me and I'll walk you through getting set up.
Thanks!
Not the one I have bookmarked at work. I'll check it out.
Now you have FReepmail.
They have country music on the site I mentioned too.
And Reggae and Heavy Metal and Rock and Blues and Folk and everything.
What do you think about the boycott/protest by the illegals on May 1?
Are there a lot of illegals in your area?
*PANT* *PANT* *PANT*.
I just got done removing the hardtop off the jeep and putting the soft top on for the summer season.
*PANT* *PANT* *PANT*.
I am greasy and dirty and grimy...and my hands are all black. BLECH.
*PANT* *PANT* *PANT*.
Ah, yes...
the job is good.
That's what I call a breathless arrival. How are you, aside from exhausted?
Dirty hands? And you are touching your nice keyboard?
Good to see you.
Hiya! :)
I spent three hours at the salon today getting a complete makeover.
Then I come home, smoke a real long stogie, eat food, and messed with the jeep top. My hair looks FABULOUS, but the rest of me needs a hot soapy shower. :P
Copy that on the Black Hands touching the keyboard. Thankfully, my keyboard and mouse are both black. (I'll wipe them down later.)
If I not getting grease on them, it'll be dust, food particles, cigar ashes, germs from sneezing...you name it.
Howdy! How are you feeling today?
There is something very interesting going on at ESPN2 right now.
Two women have qualified 1 and 2 in the Top Fuel Dragsters.
These cars have over 7,000 horsepower each and hit 330 MPH at the end of a quarter mile from a standing start.
The cars burn 7 gallons of expensive fuel in this quarter mile.
The women are beating the men at their own game. Melanie Troxel has won the last two races and is first in points.
The engines have to be completely rebuilt after each run of a quarter mile. Producing 7,000 horsepower is very hard on an engine.
There are the most exotic engines in all of racing and by far the most powerful.
Just an FYI. I thought you all might be interested in women beating men at their own game.
Well TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT for goodness sakes!!!!!! You're killing me over here!
(I am so proud of you!!!!!)
I'm better today. My strep throat is clearing up.
Cool...lemme see if it's on where I'm at...
Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.