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The ***Official*** Weekend Singles Thread--April 28-30
April 28, 2006 | pcottraux; ilovew

Posted on 04/28/2006 3:59:06 PM PDT by pcottraux

THE ***OFFICIAL*** (That’s right, OFFICIAL) WEEKEND SINGLES THREAD—APRIL 28 through 30

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Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!

But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!




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Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.

Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!

And now to get the ball rolling:

Well, let’s face it. When it comes to the art of conversation, I’m not exactly Picasso. I’m more like Johnny Bravo in that episode where he made butt prints on a canvas.

Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?

So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!

AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!

Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!


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To: ilovew

Not too shabby.


281 posted on 04/29/2006 5:12:29 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: ilovew

I'm my usual self.

Mom is hard to manage. We are feeding her stuffed peppers and buttered toast right now.

She craps her pants a lot. Yesterday we had a huge mess and had to change her and half my dad's cloths before I took her back to the home. Had to wash the bathroom rug too.

All part of the game. She is very hard to handle, which is why she is in a home.

Thanks for asking, and won't you be happy to be through with school? I know I was.


282 posted on 04/29/2006 5:14:00 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: Supernatural

Actually, I didn't mind trig--of course that fell under my high school pre-calc class.

Occasionally during boring lectures, find myself doing trig. However, I still have to try to remember the Law of Sines and the Law of Cosines.


283 posted on 04/29/2006 5:14:18 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: Supernatural

Yep. My exams will be done on Wednesday. Then I get to work all summer. I get May off and then I'm working at a camp for June, July, and August. So I get a little bit of rest but most of May will be devoted to trying to find an internship for the fall.


284 posted on 04/29/2006 5:16:08 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

Sines, Cosines and Tangents.

Trig was much easier and more interesting than Calc, at least I thought so.


285 posted on 04/29/2006 5:18:51 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: rzeznikj at stout

I've never had to deal with Tru64, so I can't comment on it.

Anything *BSD is going to work just fine, no worries there.

As far as Linux goes, I've settled into Redhat Fedora. For the desktop, I don't normally want to fool with it. Just work!

In the server room, Solaris is my favorite to work with. HP-UX is a sweet second place. AIX, of course, cannot be beat on the stability factor.

DGUX, SCO and IRIX give me a rash.

Obviously, all of that sucks when applied to hundreds of servers late Saturday night.

:/


286 posted on 04/29/2006 5:25:42 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: Supernatural

It usually is. Trig requires knowledge of algebra and geometry--in our high school, it was grouped with precalculus and came after Algebra II.


287 posted on 04/29/2006 5:26:44 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: ilovew

Wait until you graduate and the school wants to hit you up for money.

They called me shortly after I graduated and wanted a "starter donation" of $250 to help underpriviliged and "minority" students.

From the accent I could tell it was a "minority" person doing the calling.

I told them they already got more than enough assistance from the government and some of my tax money supported those donations.


288 posted on 04/29/2006 5:27:22 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: Supernatural

Well, I'm at a private school. But they're still not getting my money. I only came here cuz I'm on scholarship. If I wanted to pay them money, I would've gone somewhere else.


289 posted on 04/29/2006 5:30:44 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: Michael Goldsberry

I've had no problems running Suse, Fedora, and Slackware--and it didn't take long to adjust to Tru64--having a basic knowledge through working with *nix systems.

Haven't tried Solaris yet--that's one thing I've gotta do eventually.

Of course, look at the bright side--the servers could be Windoze...;)


290 posted on 04/29/2006 5:32:30 PM PDT by rzeznikj at stout (This Space For Rent. Call 555-1212 for more info.)
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To: ilovew

Private schools want your money too. They will be in touch, mark my words.

You can say no, just like I did.

But they will keep asking anyway.


291 posted on 04/29/2006 5:38:49 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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To: Supernatural

Oh, I'm sure they will want my money. I keep getting "alumni" stuff from the school I TRANSFERRED from last year! No one's getting my money. Government jobs don't pay that well.


292 posted on 04/29/2006 5:42:01 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: rzeznikj at stout
the servers could be Windoze...;)

Hehe... I don't do Windows. Haven't touched it in over ten years.

Also, the team who manages those servers have these "patch parties" quite a bit more often than my team does, so there is that. Thanks!

:^D

293 posted on 04/29/2006 5:42:42 PM PDT by Michael Goldsberry (Lt. Bruce C. Fryar USN 01-02-70 Laos)
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To: ilovew

How are you feeling tonight, ILW?


294 posted on 04/29/2006 5:43:39 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (DemonRATs- the CULTURE OF TREASON!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I'm okay. My strep is getting better, I think. How are you?


295 posted on 04/29/2006 5:50:32 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: ilovew
I'm just fine. The day was lovely--got above 70 degrees here, and is still supposed to be nice tomorrow.

Making any progress on your essays?
296 posted on 04/29/2006 5:52:27 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (DemonRATs- the CULTURE OF TREASON!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I'm almost done with my essay that's due on Monday. I should be finished with it tonight. Then tomorrow I can work on one of the two that's due on Tuesday.


297 posted on 04/29/2006 5:55:56 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: ilovew

Are you and I the only people here? I guess everyone else has a life.


298 posted on 04/29/2006 6:00:48 PM PDT by rightwingintelligentsia (DemonRATs- the CULTURE OF TREASON!)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia

I guess so. Can we have a party with just the two of us?


299 posted on 04/29/2006 6:03:36 PM PDT by ilovew (Knock 'em dead, Tony! Seriously. Who needs the MSM?)
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To: rightwingintelligentsia; ilovew

I'm back. Had to deliver my mother to the home.


300 posted on 04/29/2006 6:08:22 PM PDT by Supernatural (I used to care but things have changed.)
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