> > > >Posted on 04/28/2006 3:59:06 PM PDT by pcottraux
> > > >Hello, hello, hello, everybody!!! Welcome to this week’s awesomely spectacular SINGLES THREAD (so awesome, I had to capitalize it), hosted by pcottraux and ilovew!!!
But enough chit chat. Let’s start tripping the light fantastic!!!
Of course, without a few tunes going on, dancing would just be a bad “a cappella” rip off.
Do the Monkey With Me!
Come on!!!
And now to get the ball rolling:
Hey, how'd you like to watch the show in 3-D, sweet thing?
Say there, pretty air mama, didn't you see me in your dreams last night?
Hey babearilla, that a pretty eensie-weensie, teeny-weenie polka-dot thingy you got going there.
Come and get it, ladies. I'm yours for the takin'!
Hey there, cutie pants!
Hey all you hot mamas. Wanna talk to a steamin' hunk of cyber fella?
Hey there, cutie pants. Am I as studly as the Statue of David, or what?
Oh, baby! I'm going to make your dreams come true!
Hya! Dreamy hunk, right here!
You wanna frisk me?
Wanna get lost with me (whoosh)?
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, let's roll in the hay.
I'm gonna say, 'Hey hot mama, wanna go back to my place for a game of Twister?
Lady: "How many times do I have to tell you I have a boyfriend?!" Johnny: "Well, you look like the kind of girl that could use two."
I bet your name's Mickey, 'cause you're so fine. You're so fine...
Hey there, foxy hygiene girl. (whoosh) I love a babe with minty breath.
All right. I guess that makes me the object of desire, huh baby?
Johnny: "Excuse me, miss." Lady: "(gasp!)" Johnny: "How'd you like to paint the town red with a happenin' hipster?"
Pardon me, hot sexy mama. If you'd please to take a look at my, (whoosh) Hya, studly bod, (whoosh), then I may have the pleasure of you wanting to be my number-one main squeeze.
Hey there, miss. I'm Johnny B. Wanna spend the day with me?
Whoa. Man, you're pretty!
Hey there, Spanish seniorita. Sprechen se love?
Hey there, smart mama.
You smell kinda pretty. Wanna smell me?
Say, how 'bout you and me sharin' a soda right now?
You're steamin' baby! You too. And you. And you, pretty man. Oh man, time flies when you're having fun.
Hello, teen hotline. You're boyfriend left ya'? Why, what are you wearin'?
Wanna do the monkey with me?
So, are we having fun yet? What am I saying…of course we are!!!
AND THE FUN IS JUST GETTING STARTED!!!
Let’s make it a weekend to remember!!!
I had to back to the doctor yesterday. I was having chest pains. (I REALLY freaked my boss out.) They put me on Prednisone and Albuterol. And I have to finish the penicillin. But I can (mostly) breathe again.
Lol yes you are.
What's the ETF convention? Is that, like, Extremely Totally Fun Convention?
If Instapundit and others went down, and then FR went down later on, it can't be a coincidence--there's just no way.
From the evidence I see, I'm inclined to think what we had was a DoS (denial of service) attack, but since I have no access to the servers, there's no way to make a specific diagnosis.
OMG!!!! I hope you are ok!! Yikes. Take it easy and get lots of sleep and rest!!!!!!!
Yeah, it seems too weird for a coincidence. There's definitely something going on.
Long story short, I attended the Univ. of Wisconsin-Stout when I joined ;)
Not there anymore...
Ooooooooooooooooooo! What did I miss? Did we have a World Wide Meltdown? What happened?
I'm doing a lot better than I was yesterday. At least I don't have to work tomorrow. Unfortunately, I do have to finish my papers.
And it's suspected that it's coming from the Middle East.
No, just me swearing at my computer and firing up the Linux terminal (for all you tech geeks: ping -c 5 209.157.64.200)
Am I the only one who knows who Johnny Bravo is? If so...no wonder the thread is a dud tonight.
I remember I had a very bad case of strep when I was 9. I was out for three and a half weeks. I couldn't eat solids for a week cause I couldn't swallow. Milk and orange juice tasted horrible.
I'm not surprised. Can they find out exactly who it is?
I know who Johnny Bravo is. And you're better! :)
Ok. I pinged it and got free republic. ??? What am I looking for?
Well okay then.
I've never had strep before. I probably made it worse by not going to the doctor for almost a week. But it's a lot better now. Either one or both of the new meds worked FAST.
Actually, it stands for Extremely Tasteful Fellows!!
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