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OFFICIAL FRIDAY SILLINESS
Posted on 04/28/2006 6:59:08 AM PDT by Xenophobic Alien
It's friday
TOPICS: Gardening
KEYWORDS: bringbackdawimmin; friday; growupandgetoverit; holdzmfroomfloppin; imissmymarbles; imissmysanity; maximusdontgo; movealong; nyuknyuknyuk; ofst; ready4theweekend; sheewee; tgif; veenerschlidzinn; weehee; wheredmynamego; whoopass; whoopwhoopwhoop; woohoo; woowoowoowoo; yeeha
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To: sully777
Yep, that's the one! It still makes me laugh and I've seen it about a bazillion times.
To: Xenophobic Alien
102
posted on
04/28/2006 7:50:11 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Black ribbon on my IPW card in memory of PaulaB)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Mrs. Ogden (age 55) went to her doctor and said "Please give me a prescription for the Pill."
Doctor: "I don't think you need the Pill at your age."
Mrs O: "It relaxes me."
"But you know the 'purpose' of the Pill. It's not for relaxing," exclaimed the physician.
"I know," said Mrs Ogden, "but my daughter has been dating, and every morning I drop one in her orange juice. Believe me, I feel more relaxed."
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posted on
04/28/2006 7:51:13 AM PDT
by
Sonora
To: r-q-tek86
104
posted on
04/28/2006 7:51:13 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Black ribbon on my IPW card in memory of PaulaB)
To: martin_fierro
Boy, for someone who seems to be on the go all the time, he sure seems to be eating well. Fat butt, murderer.
To: Maximus of Texas
My parts get oiled every weekend.
106
posted on
04/28/2006 7:51:45 AM PDT
by
Auntbee
(Let Dash come back!!!)
To: Millee; All
Morning Folks!
107
posted on
04/28/2006 7:52:10 AM PDT
by
baker_girl
(Friends lost in the great banning: Dasher,peacebaby,and PaulaB)
To: Xenophobic Alien
Free Dasher
108
posted on
04/28/2006 7:52:21 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(If every illegal came here, carrying a barrell of oil, our problems would be solved (at least w/gas))
To: r-q-tek86
Gotta go to work. See you all.
109
posted on
04/28/2006 7:52:26 AM PDT
by
sully777
(wWBBD: What would Brian Boitano do?)
To: r-q-tek86
Contrast that picture with a picture of a palestinian child complete with bomb belt. Just sickening.
110
posted on
04/28/2006 7:52:40 AM PDT
by
Tatze
(I voted for John Kerry before I voted against him!)
Comment #111 Removed by Moderator
To: YouPosting2Me
$100 Rebates? Now that's silly!
I heard this morning it was $150....maybe if we hold out long enough, they'll keep raising it?
112
posted on
04/28/2006 7:53:35 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Red Rover Red Rover, send Dasher right over!!!)
To: RockinRight
JUST IN FROM FOX NEWS: IAEA REPORT SHOWS IRAN IN DEFIANCE OF U.N. SECURITY COUNCIL
Ok, it's just silly to think otherwise...
113
posted on
04/28/2006 7:54:19 AM PDT
by
Lucky9teen
(Red Rover Red Rover, send Dasher right over!!!)
To: r-q-tek86
114
posted on
04/28/2006 7:54:59 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Black ribbon on my IPW card in memory of PaulaB)
To: Lucky9teen
115
posted on
04/28/2006 7:55:45 AM PDT
by
najida
(Founder of the Contrarian Party....Do NOT argue with me ;))
To: Baynative
A woman in her fifties went to a plastic surgeon for a facelift. The surgeon told her about a new procedure called "The Knob," where a small knob is placed on the top of a woman's head and can be turned to tighten up
her skin to produce the effect of a brand new facelift. Of course the woman wanted "The Knob."
Over the course of the years, the woman tightened the knob and the effects were wonderful. The woman remained young looking and vibrant.
After fifteen years, the woman returned to the surgeon with two problems.
"All of these years, everything has been working just fine. I have turned the knob many times and have been very pleased with the results. But now, I've developed two annoying problems:
First, I have these terrible bags under my eyes and the knob won't get rid of them."
The doctor looked at her closely and said, " Those aren't bags, those are your breasts."
She said, "Well, I guess there's no point in asking about the goatee!"
116
posted on
04/28/2006 7:57:59 AM PDT
by
gardenparty
(where do you go when the stars turn blue?)
Comment #117 Removed by Moderator
To: r-q-tek86
I'll take one, size medium, please...
118
posted on
04/28/2006 7:58:48 AM PDT
by
gardenparty
(where do you go when the stars turn blue?)
To: r-q-tek86; Auntbee
What did I miss? Dash and PaulaB are gone?
119
posted on
04/28/2006 7:59:41 AM PDT
by
The_Victor
(If all I want is a warm feeling, I should just wet my pants.)
To: The_Victor
120
posted on
04/28/2006 8:00:41 AM PDT
by
r-q-tek86
(Black ribbons on my IPW card in memory of PaulaB/Dash/Peace)
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