Now, HERE is a headline I'll bet you didn't expect to see when you got up this morning!
To: Aussie Dasher
If the mate would have just given the Croc a pair of ear plugs before he started the saw, this whole thing could have been avoided.
:-)
2 posted on
04/27/2006 9:33:02 PM PDT by
jazusamo
(-- Married a WAC in '65 and I'm still reenlisting. :-)
To: Aussie Dasher

Never bugger the crocs, Mate!
3 posted on
04/27/2006 9:38:45 PM PDT by
JRios1968
(E=mc3...the origin of "friends don't let friends derive drunk.")
To: Aussie Dasher
A crocodile with a chaimsaw could be dangerous
4 posted on
04/27/2006 9:42:51 PM PDT by
Oztrich Boy
(Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain)
To: Aussie Dasher
The croc must have been a member of Greenpeace or ELF. Just protesting peacefully.
6 posted on
04/28/2006 10:43:10 AM PDT by
OB1kNOb
(History will record that America's unprotected southern border was its Trojan horse.)
To: Aussie Dasher
This CNN article http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/04/28/australia.croc.reut/index.html says that the crocodile "launched" itself at Fred and the chainsaw. When he grabbed it, it was still going, and he smashed it into the ground until it stalled, breaking a few teeth in the process.
Class, the lesson is: Never operate a chainsaw around a crocodile. They don't like it.
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