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Now, HERE is a headline I'll bet you didn't expect to see when you got up this morning!
1 posted on 04/27/2006 9:13:59 PM PDT by Aussie Dasher
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To: Aussie Dasher

If the mate would have just given the Croc a pair of ear plugs before he started the saw, this whole thing could have been avoided.

:-)


2 posted on 04/27/2006 9:33:02 PM PDT by jazusamo (-- Married a WAC in '65 and I'm still reenlisting. :-)
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To: Aussie Dasher

Never bugger the crocs, Mate!

3 posted on 04/27/2006 9:38:45 PM PDT by JRios1968 (E=mc3...the origin of "friends don't let friends derive drunk.")
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To: Aussie Dasher

A crocodile with a chaimsaw could be dangerous


4 posted on 04/27/2006 9:42:51 PM PDT by Oztrich Boy (Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain)
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To: Aussie Dasher

The croc must have been a member of Greenpeace or ELF. Just protesting peacefully.


6 posted on 04/28/2006 10:43:10 AM PDT by OB1kNOb (History will record that America's unprotected southern border was its Trojan horse.)
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To: Aussie Dasher

This CNN article http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/asiapcf/04/28/australia.croc.reut/index.html says that the crocodile "launched" itself at Fred and the chainsaw. When he grabbed it, it was still going, and he smashed it into the ground until it stalled, breaking a few teeth in the process.

Class, the lesson is: Never operate a chainsaw around a crocodile. They don't like it.


8 posted on 04/29/2006 11:01:17 AM PDT by KittyKares
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